Whether a fellow winds up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends a heap on the kind of chick he married.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 840 views

Dr:Tabiyat kaisi hai ab? Mareez:Pehle se ziada kharab hai Dr:Dawai khali thi? ...Mareez:Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi Dr:I mean dawai le li thi? Mareez:G ap ne di thi to mene le li thi Dr:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi? Mareez:Nahi G dawai laal thi Dr:Abey gadhe dawai ko pe lia tha? Mareez:Nahi G peliya to mujhe tha Dr:Akhrot k bachay!dawai ko khol k mou mein rakh lia tha? Mareez:Nahi ap ne hi to kaha tha k fridge me rakna :D

by sadaf (few years ago!)

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.

by ashfaq (few years ago!)

Friendship requires obligation to maintain. If you have to think about it, then all it is, is a waste of good grey matter (2003)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You play a girl for another therefore you will get played by the one you are playing!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying. Coleman Hawking

by Tariq Bangash (few years ago!)