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hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3964 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Very Funny Question Kabhi koi nahate hue bathroom main gira hai? Must reply Like no likes.
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0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Do you know a lot of people ask stupid questions?? > 10 most stupid questions’ people usually ask in > obvious situations and > some equally stupid answers. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:19:39 AM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends… > Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? > Answer:- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over > here.. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:22:04 AM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on > your feet… > Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? > Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia….. > why don’t you try again. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:28:01 AM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask… > Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. > Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:32:37 AM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter > Stupid Question:- Is the ‘Paneer Butter Masala’ dish good?? > Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated > cement. We occasionally also spit in it. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:35:45 AM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after > years… > Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you’ve become so big. > Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk > yourself. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:38:58 AM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask… > Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good? > Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife beating, > insensitive lout…it’s just > the money. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:45:10 AM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call… > Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? > Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in africa > marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping…. you > dumb witted moron. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:46:14 AM

Sabirshah Age: 33 3832 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ohira bhai me kia keh sakta hun ap ne to bara lamba comment kia hai bhai mujhe to pata nai chal saka hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 06:23:44 AM

Sabirshah Age: 33 3832 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bhai jan me to is answr yahi deta hun k mere sth kbi aisa nai huwa hai aur na kbi kisi ko dekha hai bhai. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 06:25:07 AM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair… > Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? > Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…… Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 11:54:50 AM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	> 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks… > Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. > Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of chalk and > now it’s in flames!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 11:55:51 AM

0irha0

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First Question:
You are partinipating in a race. You overtake the second
person. What position are you in ?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person,
you take his place, so you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don’t take as
much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

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Posted on March, 28 2014 11:58:26 AM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are…? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person ? You’re not very good at this, are you ? Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 12:00:08 PM

0irha0

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Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic ! Note: This must be done in your
head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30 .
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000.
Now add 10. What is the total ?
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Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator !
Today is definitely not your day, is it ? Maybe you’ll get
the last question right…. …Maybe…..

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Posted on March, 28 2014 12:01:14 PM

0irha0

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Fourth Question:
Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.
Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter ?
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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO ! Of course it isn’t. Her name is Mary. Read the
question again !
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a
toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth
he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and
the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to
buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he
wants ?

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Posted on March, 28 2014 01:24:47 PM

0irha0 Age: 30 4103 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? No! Em trainin 2 die. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 01:26:19 PM

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0irha0 said:

> 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call…
> Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
> Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the
Zulu tribes in africa
> marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping…. you
> dumb witted moron.

Oriha kya huwa yeh kya copy pasting kar daale aap ne .... khariyat to hai na ???????

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Posted on March, 28 2014 03:22:03 PM

Sabirshah Age: 33 3832 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Khuram biai ye bi to aik ajeeb sawal hai kuch keh nai sakte hain bhai jan me kia kehte hu hain na bhai. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 08:15:50 PM

Sabirshah Age: 33 3832 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bhai jan kuch nai kehte hain k ye zara bhai jan hain na kia kehte hu bhai jan kia khayake hain na na na. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 28 2014 08:17:07 PM

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