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atif03


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Subject : chutakly aj kay
A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !


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Posted on May, 17 2011 06:21:52 PM


madihajamil


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Sardar:
Humare Pass Sirf 2 Hein,
Aik Pe Maa Aur Patni Sote Hein,

Aur Dusri Pe Mein Aur Abba…

Admi: Yar Charpai Na Do,
Tarteeb Se To Soya Karo….

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:13:04 AM

madihajamil


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Boy:Suit acha pehna he
Girl:Thnx
Boy:lipstik boht achi lagai he
Girl:Thnx
Boy:make up bhi boht acha kiya he
Girl:Thnx bhaiya”
Boy: Sohni fair v nai lagdi pai.

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:18:48 AM

madihajamil


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Sardar Carpainter Se :
Bohat Mazbot Bed Banana Q Ke
Mere Betey Ko Bahoo Pe Charna Hai

Carpainter :
Aisa Mazbot Bed Banaoon Ga Ke Pora Mohala Bhi Charh Jaye To Bhi Nahi Tote Ga

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:24:09 AM

madihajamil


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Santa To Rikshaw Wala:
Arey O Bhai Khaali Ho
Kya… ?
Rikshaw Wala:
Haan G Bilkul Khaali Hoon
Santa:
Aao Chalo Phir Taash
Khelty Hyn . .

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:27:23 AM

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madiha jamil bohat khoob mehnat jari rakho

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:27:50 AM

madihajamil


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1 Makrani Bohat Dair
Se 1 Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Raha Tha

Larki:Kya Dekh Rahe Ho

Makrani:
Hum Soch Raha Tha Ke Agar Tum Hamara Maa Hota To
Hum Bhi Khoobsurat Hota

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:28:37 AM

madihajamil


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Aik Aadmi Doosray Se:
Bhai Ye Khushi Aur Sakoon
Kya Hota Hai ?

Doosra Aadmi:
Pata Nahi Bhai Meri To Pedaaish Hi
Pakistan Ki Hai…;-)


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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:29:45 AM

madihajamil


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Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota

Jallad: Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa

Mujrim:
Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:30:56 AM

madihajamil


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1 Bar Ganje K Sar Pr 8-10 Baal Ug Aye
Ganja Naai K Pas Gya,
Naai Guse Se Bola Inhe Ginu Ya Katu.

Ganja, Shrmate Hue Bola. Die Kr Do.

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:32:14 AM

madihajamil


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Ek Aadmi Taxi Driver Se:
Bhai Speed Slow Karo,
Mere 17 Chotay Chotay Bachay Hain.

Taxi Driver:Kanjra.
Apni Speed Vekhi Aa.

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:33:19 AM

madihajamil


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7 Peer 7 Chatayion Pe Bethe Thay
Aik Larka Aya
Or Sabse Aged Peer Ko Bola

Baba! Larki Nahi Set Hoti

Peer Ne Sabse Chote Peer Ko Kaha Chotu 1 Or Chatai Bicha Dey

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:34:23 AM

madihajamil


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Ek Sardar K 20 Bache Thay
1 Din Uski BV Ne Kaha
Main Kesi Lag Rahi Hon?

Sardar Ne Kaha!
Roop Tera Mastana
Paas Mere Na Ana
Phool Koi Phr Se Na Khil Jae!

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:35:23 AM

madihajamil


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An Old Rich Man Marries A Yound Girl

Interviewer Asks The Girl:
Aap Ne In Mai Shaadi K Liye Kia Dekha?

Girl:1 Tou In K ” Income”
Aur Dosri In K “Din Kum”

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:41:58 AM

madihajamil


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Bhikhari:Madam Ek Rupiya Dede!
3 Din Se Bhukha Hu!

Madam:
Ek Rupiye Ka Tu Kya Karega?

Bhikhari:Weight Karvaunga
Dekhna Hai Kitna Kam Hua

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Posted on February, 07 2014 10:43:36 AM

madihajamil


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Sardar Made A Call 2 Airport
Asked How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America

Receptionist: 1 Second Sir

Sardar: Ooh What A Speed

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:25:42 AM

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Santa Ne PCO Pe Jate Hi
PCO Wale Ko 2 Thappad Laga Diye
Socho Kyon?

Because PCO Ke Bahar Likha Tha
Dial Karne Se Pahle 2 Lagaye

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:27:29 AM

madihajamil


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Santa Bought A New Mobile
He Send Msg To Every 1 From His Cell:
My Mobile No Has Changed
Earlier It Was Nokia 1110
Now It Is Nokia 6600

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:29:04 AM

madihajamil


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Man: Sardarji Apke Pas Mobile Hai
To Fir Apne LETTER Q Bheja

Sardar: Oye Mene Tujhe Phone Kiya Tha Par Andar Se Kaha
Plz Try LETTER

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:30:20 AM

madihajamil


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Aik Pathan Dosry Sa Apko Kabi Kisi Sa Pyar Hoia Hia?

Haan Yar Per Wo Manti Hi Nahi

Acha Kia Khati Hia?

Khati Hia

I Love U

Na Jana Ya Ullu Ka Patha U Kon Hia…….:-)

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:31:40 AM

madihajamil


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Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?

Santa:
PANI Nahi Hoga To Insan Tairega Kaise? Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega

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Posted on February, 07 2014 11:32:41 AM