School and College; 1241 Jokes

The most funniest situation

The most funniest situation in student's life:
.
When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Yaad Hai Tumhe Wo School Ke Din?

Yaad Hai Tumhe Wo School Ke Din?
Hum Kitna Khelte The,
Baatein Karte The,
Jhagadte The,
Haste The,
Rote The,
Nahi Yaad?
Kaise Yaad Hoga Hum Ek School Mein Kaha Padhte
The.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
CONDOM Ka Full Form

Teacher: CONDOM Ka Full Form Kia Hota Hy?
GIRL,

C=Control

O=Of

N=Natural

D=Drops

O=Of

M=Man Power.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Baat To Pathan Ne Sahi Boli

Ek Pathan Ka School Mein 7th Class Mein New
Addmission Howa.
Teacher Ne Usse Puchha: “Beta, Batao Abdul Qalam
Kon Hai?”
Pathan: “Hum Ko Kya Pata, Hum To School Mein
Naya Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag
Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har
Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.
Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related
Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka
Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.
Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”
Papp: “Ji Majduro Ne”
Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne
Thha?”
Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Lalu Ji Ko English Sikhne Ka Bhoot Sawar Hua.

Lalu Ji Ko English Sikhne Ka Bhoot Sawar Hua.
Aisi Hi Ek Din Unko Sonia Ji Ke Yaha Jana Pada.
Vaha Jake Kaam Se Fursat Pane Ke Bad, Lalu Ji Ne
Sonia Se Pucha
Lalu: “I Love You Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?”
Sonia: “Main Tumse Pyar Karti Hun?”
Lalu: “Lo Kar Lo Bar, Angreji Mein Ek Sawal Ka
Puch Liya, Pagli Fida Hi Ho Gayi Humpar“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha

Santa Jab Fifth Class Mein Tha To Ek Din Madam
Ne Us Se Puchha
Madam: “Santa Batao, India Ka Jhanda Sab Se
Pahle Kahaan Lagaya Gaya Tha?”
Santa Kaafi Sochne Aur Dimaag Pe Zor Dene Ke
Baad Bola
Santa: “Mam, Dande Par“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu ki master se hui ladai,

Pappu ki master se hui ladai,
Master ne kardi papu ki dhulai,
Pappu ka garam hua khoon,
Gaya kabristan or kabr pe master ki photo latka ke
likh diya...
-COMING SOON- :

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher says to student

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
question paper

Jab question paper ho out of control,
Answer sheet ko karke fold,
Aeroplane banake bol..
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
…..
All is fail !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
'Teacher: Batao k chooza anday

Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai?
Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Principal: If any boy is found

Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl’s
hostel, he will be fined Rs 400 for first time, Rs
800 for second time & Rs 1200 for third time.
Student: How much will you charge for monthly
pass, sir ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha

Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha?Chaman:
Pata nahi sir.
Teacher: Padhai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa
chalegaa…
Chaman: Sir aap battayiye… Naman kaun hai?
Teacher: Pata nahi.
Student: Apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata
chalega…..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A management student

A management student hugged a girl..
girl surprised: what is this?
Boy replied: direct marketing dear.
*girl slapped the boy*
Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer’s feed back!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mar kha kr

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr

Ghusy me School

ja raha tha

Raste me kisi ne Pocha

Beta

Student ho?

Parhty ho?

Bacha:Nhi knjar hn uniform me Mujra krny jata hu.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

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