School and College; 1241 Jokes

COLLEGE ki MiSS

Bara mushkil hai COLLEGE ki MiSS se pyar karna

MohsiN

Love letter bheja tha

Sign kr k 3 star de diya..(‘.’)

<))>dekh yar!

_/?¿ Assignment Thori thi…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kahan se copy ki

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab
h copy or kho gaye pen

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Lanat bhej raha ho

Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna

Panja bana ra tha.

Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai

Student:

Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan aur College Ki larki

Pathan:College Ki Larki Se Bola

I Love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sache dil se dua

Lady Teacher:Agar sache dil se God se dua ki jaye to woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu: Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti… ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Taleem yafta ho jata

Log khty hn k 1 larki k parhny sy sara ghr taleem yafta ho jata hai

Lekin us larki k college jany sy 40 lrky fail ho jaty hn uska kya?? :P :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
English main jhopdi ko kya kehte hain.

Santa-English me jhopdi ko kya kehte h?
Banta- Hut
Santa- English aati nahi to daant te Q ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Papa main kal school nhi jaoyn ga

Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga Papa-Q
Beta?
Tom-Aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gya
Papa-To Kya Hua?
TOm-Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tum pass nhi hue

Pita Tum Pass Nahi Hue Ho Tumhara Naam Paper
Me Nahi Hai
Beta Sabhi Panne Bhare Hue Hain,
Ab Mera Naam Kahan Likhte.?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher : Tell Me One Example

Teacher : Tell Me One Example
Of Active Voice And Passive Voice

Santa :
Active voice)
bacche jab sunsaan jagahon par
jaate hai to haadse hote hai….

Passive voice)
sunsaan jagahon par hue haadso
se hi bacche hote hai …!! :D :p

Jisko Samza Like Karo
Baki English K Classes Lagao :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Remake of Om Shanti Om dialogue

Remake of Om Shanti Om dialogue
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Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hoti hai
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Happys Endings..
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Aur agar aisa nhi hota
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To exam abhi khatam nahi hue, Re-Test abhi baki hai mere dost

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
World’s Best Feeling

World’s Best Feeling..
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It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful Question
Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other
And Say:” Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar…:-D:-D:-):-/

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
This Poem Is For All Students

This Poem Is For All Students..
Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi
Hai dostiiii…
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Khoya khoya in Kitabo me, Aata mujhe, kuch bhi
nahi..
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Har Problem har Concept main kaise sehta hu….
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Har pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hu..
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Tujhe bhula diya…
Tujhe bhula diya…
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phir kyun tere syllabus ne mujhe
Rula diya.. Mujhe rula diyaa..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Saccha dost wo hota hai

Saccha dost wo hota hai,
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Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
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Window ke samne aake bole??
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Abey kitna likhega ??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai… :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Attitude Of Management

Attitude Of Management
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Student At Exam:
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SIR: “Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi
Aa Gaye.??
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STUDENT: Sir Breakfast Kar ke Aaya
Hun Aur Aap?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

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