School and College; 1241 Jokes
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is
round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and
you say so !
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Our brilliant Santa does it again-
Teacher- Which is ur favourite dish?
Santa- TATA SKY!!! ;
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job
and 1 big vehicle full of gals.
God: Bless u!
2day Pappu is a bus conductor of a Girls College.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Student: Sir, kiya aap mujhay aik aesay kaam kee
saza daingay jo maen nay naheen kiya."
Teacher: Naheen, maen aesa kyoon karoonga bhala.
Student: Shukriya sir, baat ye hae kay aaj maen
nay homework naheen kiya.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher tells a student
a=b, b=c & a=c
tell me the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love
your daughter.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei???
Student:mere mamu k ghar se!!!!!!!
Teacher:wo kase?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stdnt:jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen
''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........'''''
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ajooj Majooj
Yes Sir
Zakoota
Yes Sir
Darakoola
Yes Sir
Iblees
Yes Sir
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Zardari
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Sir Wo Pakistan lootney giya hua hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa:"Maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
SON:1st day Tchr kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..:-
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Insaan wahi hai jo dusron ke kaam
aaye.Student: Par Ma'am exam mein to na aap
hamare kaam aati hain aur na dusron ko aane deti
hain
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
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1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..
2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!G.M.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Attendence...
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinku
Yes sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu...
Button dabana band kar,teri baari hai,attendence lagwa
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
(’;')
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay :p
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)