School and College; 1241 Jokes

B.A

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A.

MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Kuttay Pr Mazmon

Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha

Pathan:
Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
School Me Master

School Me Master Ji Ne Chote Sardar Se Poocha:
Jis Me Koi Kami Nahi
Usko Kya Kehte Hen?”

Chota Sardar Bola : “Kami-Na”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Peepal K Darakhton

Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?

Sardar: Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia” (Connecting Peepal):-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Girls college

Santa- Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti
hain.
Banta- are wah, Wo kaise?
Santa- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu...!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai

Teacher To Sharma:
What Is The Full Form Of SINGH?

Sharma Thinks Hard And Says:
Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
My dictionary

Hitler Says: There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In
My Dictionary
Sardar Says: Ab Bolne Se Kia Faida?
Jab Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Combine study

1 Sardar Sheeshay K Saamne Beth Kr Study Krta
Tha
Why? Coz Of 3 Reasons:
Dobara Revision Na Krni Pare
Apne Uper Nazar Rahe
& He Likes Combine Study!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Exams pictures

Sardar: What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut? Barber: Rs
20
Sardar: Then What Is The Cost Of Shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Sardar: Oh! Ok Plz Shave My Head!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
boring lecture..

2 friends were attending a boring lecture..
.
1st frd- Even my ass has fallen asleep..

2nd frd- I know! I heard ir snore 3 times..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
PGDCA

SANTA: Aaj Kal Tu Ki Kar Rha h
BANTA: PGDCA
S:Wo Ki honda ae
BANTA:
Papa G De Cash pe Aish

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa goes 2 a library

Santa goes 2 a Library & asks 4 book 'Psycho - The
Rapist'
The Librarian searches 4 a while cums back slaps &
says"
Idiot,the book is called Psychotherapist..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon

Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha

Pathan: Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: Radio Or Akhbar Main Kia Farq Hai?

Teacher: Radio Or Akhbar Main Kia Farq Hai?

Pathan (Bohat Soch K):
Dekho Madam,
Akhbar Mein Hum Rotiyan La Sakta Hai,
Magar Radio Mein Nahi…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: Batao Zamin Or Chand

Teacher: Batao Zamin Or Chand Ka Apas Me Kya Rishta He
Pathan: Bhai Behn Ka
Techer: Wo Ksy?
Pathan: Q K Log Chand Ko Mamu
Or Zmeen Ko Maa Khty Hen.
“Geo Pathan”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

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