Relationship; 400 Jokes
Pathan:: Light nhi hai tau kambakht pankha hi chala do...
Biwi:: Aakhir pathan hi ho na, aqal tau hai hi nhi...
pankha chala diya tau mom-batti bhuj jayegi, pher andhery ma kia karogy.. :D
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Neighbor: I noticed that your daughter is mostly in
the kitchen.
Probably she loves cooking so many varieties.
Her little brother instantly replied: NO, actually
our telephone connection is in the kitchen.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 boy ki G.Frnd ny usy lettr likha, mujse milny 1
lrka aya hy,tumsy kahin acha hy,mei us se shadi
karungi meri pic wapis bijhwa do
larky ny apne sary doston ki G.F ki 30 pics jama
ki,drmyan me uski pic rkh k lettr likha,
lo,in mei sy nikal lo,me tmhari shakal bhool gya
hn!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb...
1 ghunga 1 behre ko call kar
k btyega ki 1 andhe ne dekha
ki 1 langda bhag rha tha Ghanze
k peeche Baal katne k liye......
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar
keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shohar: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera
Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai 1 Larki ko Bhejta Hon.
Or Aaj usne pocha k ye pyary pyary msg kn krta he
tmhy.
Mene us ko apka nam btaya lekn usne bht zid ki k
Mujhe uska nmbr b do mene mjborn usko ap ka
nmbr dia he.
Plz plz plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi na krna uska name
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Shabbo Jamadarni. :-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Life ko kaun zyada achga bana sakte hai GirlFriend
or wife? ? ? ? ? ?
Dono hi! Bas kisi dusre ki hone chiaye.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: U Call Ur Mother As Mum..
What Will U Call
Ur Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar:So Simple Madam
Minimum & Maximum
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal.
Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead
Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have.
Banta:My Dad Killed
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jeeto: yelled at Santa! U're gonna b really sorry!
I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)