Relationship; 400 Jokes

There was a couple

There was a couple who had been married for a
long time, and one day, they were walking through
the park together, when they saw a young couple
sitting on a bench, kissing each other very
passionately. So the wife said to the husband,
"Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband
said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Retired couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are
discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband
asked wife.
After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look
for a house sharing situation with three other
single or widowed women who might be a little
younger than herself, since she is so active for her
age."
Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die
first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A couple

A couple drove down a country road for several
miles, not saying a word..
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, ' Relatives of
yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girlfriend to her boyfriend

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours
forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 dost

Teen Dost Gappy Hank Rahy Thy
Ek Kehne Laga Main Itni Garam
Chai Peeta Hoon Ke Hont Jal Jaty Hain
Doosra Kehne Laga Main Is Qadar Garam
Chai Peeta Hoon Ke Aantyn Aur Medah Tak Jal
Uthta Hai..
Teesra Jo Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha Kehne Laga Main
To,
Paani, Doodh, Patti Aur Cheeni Moun Main Daal Ke
Choolhey Pe Baith Jata Hoon...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A phtan call wife

A Pathan Calls Wife
Ghar Nhi Aa Skta
Car Ka Steering Gera Sb Chori
Ho Gya
After 5 Min
He Calls
Aa Rha Hu
Galti Se Pichli Seat Pe Beth Gya
Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Difference Between Wife And GF

Difference Between Wife And GF

GF IS BEAUTY and WIFE IS DUTY,

GF IS SPRINGROLL and WIFE IS DABBAGOL,

GF IS CHUSKI and WIFE IS RISKY,

GF IS TOOIFROOTY and WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
DIDI

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Marriage is like a mousetrap.

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Apne bacpan ka dost

Circuit -Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection
apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
Munnabhai -Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
Circuit -Nehin bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dada Or Dadi Jawani K Din

Dada Or Dadi Ne
Apni Jawani K Dino Ko
Phr Se Yad Kr K Manane Ka Socha,
Unho Ne Faisla Kiya K Hm Phr Drya Kinare Milange,
Dada Suba Jaldi Uth Kr Tyar Ho K,
Gulab Le Kr Kinare Pohncha,
Boht Dyr Hogai Dadi Nhi I,
Wo Ghuse Mey Ghr Aya,
Or Phul Phenkte Hoe Bola:
Tum I Q Nhi,
Dadi Shrmate Hoe Boli:
Ami Ne Jane Ni Dia:-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Love is possible after friendship

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Husband and Wife

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Mazak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Lost Wife

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" the woman asked.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Husbund Ko Itraaz Nah ho

Ek larka aur ek larki date per jaatai hain. Dono bhohut hi romantic mood mai hotai hain. Larki nai phir barai pyaar se larke sai poocha,

"kya tum shadi ke baad bhi mujse itna pyaar kero gai" Larkai nah jawab diya "haan agar tumhare husband koh itraaz nah ho to"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

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