Relationship; 400 Jokes

woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.

Pathan ne apni Bhabhi ka Murder kar diya:
Police: Murder kyon kya?

Pathan: Mere dost k paas call aai woh hans hans k baaten kar raha tha.
Maine pucha kon hai? woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dos

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se

Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl: janu is week daily movie

Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.
next week daily shopping karenge
Boy: uske next week mazar per jayenge
Girl: wo kyu…..??
Boy: bheek mangne

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dost: Santa G apki BV ap

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se

Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan: khochi hm b tum se I love u

Pathani: I love u
Pathan: khochi hm b tum se I love u kahy to kya krogi
Pathani: Khushi se mar jaun gi

Pathan:
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Jao meri behen

JEE Lo apna zindagi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband: Today is sunday

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy said... Do u love me

Boy said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune?
Girl said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola

hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband:Meri Ami aa rhi hen kuch bana lo

Husband:Meri Ami aa rhi hen kuch bana lo

BV ne MU bana liya:-/


Next Time..


BV:Meri ammi ayi hui hain aap please bahir sy kuch lay ayen

husbnd gayaa or

Raksha ly aya..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl & Boy on Phone

Girl & Boy on Phone

Boy:
Hello aj kis colour k kapray pehne hain tm ne?

Girl:
Tmko bus yehi sab fazool baaten krni hoti hain?

Boy: okay, ye batao, how should State Bank fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?

Girl:
hmmm
Pink colour k
Jo EiD pe pehne thay

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife called her husband

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.

Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I Love U!

Pathan:College Ki Larki Se Bola

I Love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pas gaya aur bola .

Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pas gaya aur bola .

“mai tumse dosti karna chahta hu”, ……
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Ladki boli : “to hamari dushmani kab thi BHAAIIIYYAA” . . ..

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Ladka shocks… Ladki rocks

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?

GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?
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Pappu: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki
aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting
kaise kar sakta hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

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