Relationship; 400 Jokes

Wife: Husband say India jao to

Wife: Husband say India jao to saari bhejna,Dubai jao to jewelry,France jao to perfume.

Husband ne jal kar kaha,dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?

Wife:APNI VIDEO.!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,

2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,

Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!”

Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Jang main Job.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband: suit bara sohna paya aay.

Husband: suit bara sohna paya aay. Wife:Thanx G. Hus: Lipstick b sohni laiay.
Wife: Thanx G.
Hus:makeup v sohna kita aay. Wife: thnx G
Hus: sohni fir v nahi lagdi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce

Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
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Larka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main
wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai
farz karo
larka=cement
Larki=rait
love=pani
ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge
lekin
agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta
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Larki (hans k): TU SHAKAL SE HI MAJDUR LAGTA HAI

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy : Excuse me sister thats my seat.

Boy : Excuse me sister thats my seat.
Girl : Okay but i’m not your sister,
My father never touched your mom.
Boy : True, but my father did.
Moral : Don’t be over smart

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
BOY: Darling hamary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat batana

BOY: Darling hamary pyar k bary me kisi ko mat batana

GIRL: Tumhari behen ko to zaror bataongi
kameeni kehti thi k koi kutta hoga jo tuj se pyar kary ga:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Papu to girl: Mai aapse dosti karna chahta hun

Solid insult

Papu to girl: Mai aapse dosti karna chahta hun.
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Girl: Hamari dushmani kab thi mere BHAIYAA

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
u never asked that do u love me

Double Insult :P
Girl: do u like me ?
Boy: No !!!
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(girl got sad)
Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.

Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*
Boy: No !!! :P :P ‘

hahahahha.. akheer e ho gai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl: aww….spell it please :)

Boy: ILY…<3

Girl: aww….spell it please :)

Boy: I’m leaving u

Bezetiii :p ;p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl (Boy Ko Jealous Feel Karane K Liye):

Girl (Boy Ko Jealous Feel Karane K Liye):
Dekho Woh Ladka Meri Taraf Dekh
Ke Muskura Raha Hai…
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Boy: Yeh To Kuch Bhi Nahi,
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Jab Maine Pehli Baar Teri Shakal Dekhi Thi,
To 3 Din Tak Apni Hansi,
Rok Nahi Paya Tha Main..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe

SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe 2 annkhe di hay, chawal se pathar nahi nikal saktin?

BAHU : Khuda ne tumhe 32 daant diye heini,2,4 pathar nahi chabba saktin...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bahu: Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aye,

Bahu: Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aye, kahi koi dusri Aurat to nahi hai?

Saas: kalmuhi hamesa ulta sochti hai aisa bhi toh ho sakta hai kisi truck k niche a gaya ho....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.

BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k din baad sohar ne bhi suicide kar li,

magar SAAS chup aur zinda rahi.

Kiyu?

“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa

Saas : Bahu aaj se mujhe apni Maa aur saurji ko BAAP samjho
Todhi der baad door bell bajati hai uss ka sohar aata hai
Saas: Bahu se kon hai?
Bahu: Maa BHAI SAHIB aaye hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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