Relationship; 400 Jokes
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega.
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls koI LOVE YOU kehte ho to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi thapar na mar de..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Dr: Ap k shohr theek ho skte hn Agr ap inka khayal rakhen,
Tension na den, Larai na kren or in ke Khidmat kren.
Husbnd
Dr. ne kia KAHA?
Begum: la-ilaj ho TUM,..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Boy: agr ma mar gya to tum dusri shadi kar lo gi?
Girl: Nhi ma apni bhen k pass reh lu gi.
Girl: Agr ma mar gai to?
Boy: Ma b Tumhari Bhen k sath reh lu ga ..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Style of breaking up:
Boy bought a gift for His new Girl friend-
GirlFriend:What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:
by Hassan Ali (few years ago!)
Man on his death bed confesses to his wife
I had an affair with ur sister, ur best friend & the maid
Wife:I know darling. Now relax & let the poison work.
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”
Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi;)
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
A Couple Before Marriage
“MAD” For Each Other …
After Marriage
“MADE” For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
“MAD” Because Of Each Other…
by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)
”MARRIAGE”
Is Nature’s Way
Of Preventing
”PEOPLE”
From Fighting With
”STRANGERS” … ;-
by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)
1 Aadmi ki 1 Taang ki Haddi Toot Gae??Hospital Gaya To wahan Doosray Aadmi ki Dono Tangain Tooti Dekh kr Bola ??.?.?.?.?.?.??"Kya Aapki 2 Biwian Hain?
by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)
1 chor ne apni mangtar ko gold ka set dea
mangtr (khushi se) : jann is ke qeemat ka ha??
chor: 3 saal qaid tay littar wakhry (Maar alag say).
by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)
Boy:-Sweetie,Lets play a game...
Girl:-What game?
Boy:-Anything but not hide n seek
Girl:-Why?
Boy:-Bcoz a girl like you is impossible to find...:)
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Propose in New Style
Boy To Girl: “Main Aapse Frindship Karna Chahta Hoon”
Girl: “Par Meri Sagai Ho Gayi Hai”
Boy: “Fir Behan Ban Ke Apni Kisi Saheli Se Hi Setting Karva De.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man speaks 25,000 words daily and
a woman speaks 30,000. But the
problem starts when husband comes
home after consuming his 25,000 and
wife starts her 30,000.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Boy: I love you i can't live without u..
Mar jaunga,Mit jaunga,tere pyar me
fanah ho jaunga.. :( Girl : Hmm.. Dekh le jaise b tujhe thik
lage.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)