Relationship; 400 Jokes

Fool Apney Bhai Se:

Fool Apney Bhai Se:
Tum Hamari Shadi Par Kya Khaas Kam Kry Ga?
Bhai: Hawai Firing To Sab Kartay Hain,
Hum Khud Kush Dhamaka Kary Ga...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
manish ko uska sasur jute maar

manish ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha anish :
Kyu maar rahe ho ise? Sasur : Maine ise Hospital se
SMS kiya.Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare
friends ko forward kar diya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek husband god se bola,

Ek husband god se bola, “India se Russia tak pakki
sadak banwa dijiye.”
God bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.”
Husband bola, “To phir aap meri wife ko samajhdaar
aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
God bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chaman told his friend

Chaman told his friend, “Yaar ek ladki mujh ko
hans ke dekh rahi hai"
Naman: Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya
dekh ke hans rahi hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife husband say



Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Funny Girlriend to Funny

Funny Girlriend to Funny Boyfriend: Mera
Dulara ,Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chona, mera
sweet gulgula. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo ji Bolo.
Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya
Adopt ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jija: saali se, ap ke yahan ki sab se

Jija: saali se, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez
kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy on a date with GF

Boy on a date with GF:-jaan main tumse ek baat
kahna chahta hoon?
.
GF:-Kya?
.
BF:-Iam already married.
.
GF:-Apne to mujhe dara he diya, main samjhi
aapke pass paise nahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 bar jan mang ker to dehko

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena
Shehzada Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?



Wife: aaj tum udaas Q ho?

husbend: aaj meri maa or meri behen alag alag ho gaen.

Wife: koi baat nhi,

Ab me agai hu na,

Me tmhari maa behen ek kr dungi;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
funny son

SON: Abba idher AA.

MOTHER: Aise nai boltey beta, Abba ko izat ke sath bulate hain.

SON: Abba Izzat k sath idher aa ja :P :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Main Tumhari Double Insult



Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy I Love U



Boy: I Love U,

Girl: Main B Tum Se I love U
Kahon to Kya Karo Gay?

Boy: Khushi Se Mar Jaon Ga,

Girl: Ja Pagle Nahi Kehti.
JEE Ley.

Zindagi Na Mile Gi Dobara.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal



Jailar : Phaansi Se Pehley Kis Se Milo Gay?

Santa : Bivi Se

Jailar : Maa Baap Se Nahi ?

Santa : Maa Baap to Paida Hote Hi Mil Jayen Gay
Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal Intezar Karna Parega…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

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