Relationship; 400 Jokes

Sardar ki girlfriend in romantic mode

Sardar ki girlfrend in romantic mood
“Ghar pe koi nahi hai Aa jao
Sardar:
“Tu mere ghar aja mery ghar mein sab log hain
tera dil laga rahega”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Darling main tum se shadi nhi ker sakta

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Door ka bhai

taSan.. yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai
Golu..: yeah mera door ka bhai hai
Molu ..: door ka mein samjha nahin
Golu..: iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr
hai :P: P: P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy kissed her girlfriend

Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in
a public place
Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be
after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already
married.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient foryou?

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for
you?
Innocent Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Yar mari biwi

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Apni shadi nu 5 saal

Chaudry: . Apni shadi nu 5 saal ho gaye tenu pyar da sab se zayada maza kis din aya? . . .
Wife! . Sharmate hue… “tussi us din Multan gaye C”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Girlfriend ko gift dena ey

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai,
ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa kissed her girl

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gf..Hi

gf: hi
bf: what ?
gf; I cheated
bf : so what do u think i love u ? i have been
cheating u frm past 2 yrs .
gf: cried and said noooo .. i was talking about
exams.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pati. jab main ache kapde pehn ker

Pati- Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn k Bazar Jata hu
to Sabziwala sabzi mengi deta hai Jab Gande Kapde
pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV- Kal se Katora le k jana

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ankhian band ker ke

SONU;
Tum"Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?
MONU;
Mai Ye"Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue"KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tu mujhe apni terf sanam

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
.
.
Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Love Marriage Ka Matlab

Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apny boyFriend Ko husband Banana

Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab ?

KiSi Or K boyfriend Ko Apna husband Bnana.

Toba Toba. . .! :o :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pehle mare pati

Rekha- Pehle Mere Pati Bhaag-Bhaag Kar Meri Har
Farmaeesh Poori Karte They
Saheli- Aur Ab.?
Rekha- Ab Farmaeesh Sunte Hi Bhaag Jaate Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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