Lawers and Legal; 128 Jokes
Judge: tumhara juram sabit hota ha tumheb kal phansi pe latkaya jaega
Pathan: wo sub to theak ha per utara kab jaega
Hum ne sham ko raksha b chalana hota ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Judge Said... Order... Order... Order...
Sardar: 1 Pizza, 2 Chicken, 1 Coldrink......
Judge: Shut Up...
SARDAR: No Shut Up Only 7Up...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge: You are crossingthe limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you callme saala?
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Lawyer:My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Waqil: Chaku per tumhari ungiliyon ke nishan paye gaye hain khoon tumne hi kiya hai
Apradhi: Waqil sahab aisa kaise ho sakta hai us waqt to mene dastane pehne hue the
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge-Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki?
Chor- Mujhe is baat ka dar tha ki
Raat ko Mujhe akela Paakar Koi Loot na le..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K…
Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya To Court Main Bulaya. Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mujrim ; Sardar Wakeel SE
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai…
SArdar wakell after case :
Mujrim : case ka kia bna
SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge: why did u shoot Ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honor,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hindi Man: Mein Three Idiots panch bar dekh chuka hun.
Funny Punjabi: Oye: Meine to bas ek bar hi dekhi hai. Pehli bar hi samaj aa gayi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In a Law College Professor taking lecture on Law Of Finance Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for starting a New Business? The Student replies: Father-in-Law
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge Mujrim Se: Tumhari Pehli Patni ki Maut Car Accident Main Hui,Jabki Doosri Ki Zeher Khakar Aisa Kyun??
Mujrim Judge Se: Doosri Patni Car Chalana Nahi Jaanti Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge: Isse Pehle Ki Faisla Sunaya Jaaye, Tum Kuch Adalat Main Kehna Chahte Ho.
Apradhi: Nahi Saahab Aaj Subah Aakhiri Dus Rupaye Bhi Vakil Sahab Ko De Diye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Went To Court
Judge:
“Order ! Order !”
Santa:
“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink !”
Judge:
“Shut Up !”
Santa:
“No,No..7-Up!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case?No, your honor,” replied Banta, “I’ve got a lawyer to do the defending. I’m the person who done it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Judge: Tum teesri baar adalat me aa rhay ho, tumhain sharam nhi ati?
Sardar: Oh janab, tusi roz anday o, tuwanu te fair duub k mar jana chahi da na
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)