Other; 3338 Jokes
Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!
&
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Atif : “yar farhan! Mein ne suna hai keh mosiqi ke asraat se pani kholta hai.”
Farhan: “ yeh to sach hi hoga kiun keh jab tum gana gate ho to aksar mera khoon kholta uthta hai.”
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Aik saaheb ki binayi kamzor ho rahi thi. Wo aankhon ke doctor ke paas gaye. Doctor ne aankhon ka check up karne ke baad kaha: “ abhi aap ainak na lagwayain balkeh aap carrots khana shoro kar dain.”
In sahib ne kaha: “ lekin carrots to hamare kharghosh (rabbit) buhat raghbat se khate hain, yeh ajeeb ilaaj hai.”
Doctor: “kia aap ne apne rabbit ko ainak lagate dekha hai?
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Imran: “ iss gaye (cow) ke singh kiun nahi hain?
Jalal: “ baaz ke paidaishi nahi hote, baaz ke larayi jhagray mein toot jate hain, baaz ke hum khood kaat dete hain lekin jis kit tum baat kar rahe ho yeh, gaye nahi gadha hai.”
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Aik aadmi jangal jangal se guzar raha tha
Lion: "aaj mein tumhara khoon pi jaaonga".
Aadmi: "mera khoon thanda hai, mere piche aik nojawaan aaraha hai us ka khoon garam hai uss ka khoon pina."
Lion: "nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink pine ko ji chah raha hai."
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Aik bhikari Sarak(Road) par langra kar chal raha tha. Samne se teen dost aarahe the. Bhikari ko iss tarah chalet daikh kar pehle dost ne kaha. “yar dekho be chare bhikari ki tang tooti hoyi hai”.
Doosre dost ne kaha: “nahi yar! Mujhe lagta hai keh is ki tang maflooj ho gayi hai.”
Yeh sun kar tisra dost bola. “ tum donon ghalat andaze laga rahe ho, mujhe lagta hai is ki tang ko polio ho chukka hai”.
Iss baat par teenon doston mein takraar hone lagi. Bala-akhir inhon ne faislah kia keh wo bhikari se hi puch lete hain, wo teenon bhikari ke paas gaye aur is se pucha. “ bhayi saheb! Yeh aap ki tang kis tarah tooti”.
Bhikari (ghosse se teenon doston ko ghurte hoye bola) “arey! Meri tang nahi balkeh mera juta tuta hai “.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar Or Pathan
FARAZ K Ghar Gayee
Or Kaha
Hum Apk Bohat Shukr Guzar Hain
FARAZ Ne Wajah Pochii
To Sardar Or Pathan Ne Kaha
Jabse Pakistaniyon Ne
Apki Shayari Ki Waatt Lagana Shuru Ki Hai
Jabse Hum Mehfooz Hain.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Patient to doctor: aap ki nurse boohat achi hai uss ka hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya
Doctor: says janta hoon thapper ki awaaz yahan taka ayi ha.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai....
Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii....
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Mareez Docter se:
men kia keron k meri umer lambi ho jay.
Docter : tum shadi ker lo.
Mareez: kia is say umer lambi ho jay gi.
Docter: nahi shok khatem ho jay ga
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sunny: Kal movie dekhi, usme na koi scene tha, na koi aawaz.
Bunny: Naam kya tha film ka.
Sunny: NO DISC
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
True bravery is to arrive home
Fully drunk?
A late night out?
And mom waiting with a jhadu(broom)
And u ask: ?Hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)