Men; 1817 Jokes

Ghar Me Setting

Beta: Papa aapki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan. Beta: Kis se hui?

Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..

Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Na Thakne Ka Raaz

Maalik to Sardar: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.

Funny Sardar: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bilkul Jagah Nahi Hai

Raju, Rohit & Montu ek scooter par jaa rahe the.. A traffic cop tried to stop them.

Montu: Sorry Paaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Murga Boyfriend

Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfriend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha..
"Murga No.5? Calling"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Murga Boyfriend

Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfriend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha..
"Murga No.5? Calling"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ramesh Ka Ladka

Strange man to a boy: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?
Boy: Nahi .

Next day again..
Strange man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?Boy: Nahi.

Next day, unka accident ek car se hua, in the Hospital..

Man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?
Boy ek Doctor se: Doctor ye mujhe pareshan kar raha hai "tu Ramesh ka ladka hai" puch puck ke..

Doctor: Toh tu kehde na ki too Ramesh ka ladka hai..
Kuch der baad phir se..

Man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?
Boy: Haan.
Man: Lagta to nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baba Ji Ka Dera

Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.

Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya..

Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya..
Malika vaha gayi to..

...to anarth ho gaya..

Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The Branch Manager

Ek Admi Roz Subha Perr (Tree) Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?

Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH
MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kanton Bhari Safar

Kanton bhare raaste per kon ap ka sath dega..
Mummy/Papa: No
Husband/Wife: No
Brother/Sister: No
Ap Ka Lover/Friend: No
Sirf aur Sirf Aapki
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CHAPPAL

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gadha Kaun

Ek ladki apne boyfriend ko papa ke paas milane le aya.

Kuch der tak baatein karne ke baad, papa ko uski beti ka boyfriend bilkul gadha laga..

Ladki ka Baap : Main nahi chahta ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.

Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahta hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baari Baari Pitai

Silly Man 1- mujhe kal paanch logon ne peeta..

Silly Man 2-to tune kuch nahi
kiya..??

Silly Man 1-maine kaha saalo ek ek karke aao..

Silly Man 2-fir kya hua...??

Silly Man 1-fir kya..sabne mujhe baari baari karke wapas peeta..!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dus Bees Laddu

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye,
Boy: Mujhe??!!!

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai? Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache ???

Boy: 20!!! Sir: kaise??? !!

Boy: Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai?!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Aur Papa

Papu aur PAPA ek Hotel me gye..
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Papa: Waiter,
.
1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao..
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PAPU: Ice-Cream kyu papa?
.
Aap bhi Beer pijiye na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere Dadaji

Boy: Mere dada ney 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat diye thhe. .

Dost: Gardanien kyun nai katein?

Boy: Wo pehle se he kati hui thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A stupid man goes 2 Gulabo's

A stupid man goes 2 Gulabo's home and knocks the door.

Gulabo: kon?

Stupid man:Main!

Gulabo:Main kon??

Stupid man: Tu gulabo, hor kon!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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