Men; 1817 Jokes

Ek Gora Aadiwasiyon Ki Research Karne

Ek Gora Aadiwasiyon Ki Research Karne Jungle Mein Ek Saal Ke Liye Jata Hai.

Uski Research Poori Hone Tak Ek Aadiwasi Ladki Ko Bachha Ho Jata Hai.

Ladke Ka Gora Rang Dekh Ke Ladki Ke Aadiwasi Pati Ko Shak Hota Hai Ki Ye Uska Bachha Nahi Hai.

Wo Ladki Aur Gore Ladke Ko Pakad Ke Sardar Ke Pass Le Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai.

Pati: “Mere 6 Bachhe Kale Paida Hue Aur Ye 1 Hi Gora Kaise Paida Hua, Bolo Kiska Paap Hai Ye?”

Itne Mein Gora Sardar Ko Samjhate Hue Bola.

Gora: “Ismein Is Bechari Ka Koi Dosh Nahi Hai, Ye To Kudarat Ka Karishma Hai, Ab Wahan Dekho Us Bakari Ke 3 Bachhe To Safed Rang Ke Hai Aur 1 Hi Kale Rang Ka Hai”

Ye Sunte Hi Aadiwasi Gore Ko Kone Mein Le Jakar Dheere Se Kahta Hai.

Aadiwasi: “Main Samajh Gaya Sahab, Main Is Gore Bachhe Ke Baare Kuch Nahi Bolunga Aur Aap Us Bakri Ke Kale Bachhe Ke Baare Mein Kuch Nahi Bolenge.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aap Kitne Ghante Bus Mein Rahte Ho

Ek Aadmi Bus Driver Se Puchhta Hai: “Kitne Ghante Bus Mein Rehte Ho ?”

Bus Driver: “24 Ghante”
Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arrey Wo Kese ?”

Bus Driver: “12 Ghante Is Bus Mein, Doosre 12 Ghante Biwi Ke Bus Mein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Raat Mein

Ek Aadmi Raat Mein Sharab Pee Kar Ghar Aaya, Aur Sote-Sote

Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.
Upar Jakar Usne Bhagwan Se Jeene Ka Dusra Chance Maanga,
Bhagwan Ne Use Murgi Bana Kar Wapis Bhej Diya.

Murgi Ban Kar Usne Ek Anda Diya, Jaise Hi Usne Ande Ko Dekha To Uske Hosh Udd Gaye, Anda Sone Ka Tha.

Khushi Mein Usne Ek Aur Anda Diya, Aur Jaise Hi Wo Teesra Anda Dene Laga, Uske Sar Pe Kisi Ne Joota Maara.

Aur Jab Usne Aankhein Kholi To Usne Dekha Biwi Chilla Rahi Thi.
“Uth Jaa Saale, Bistar Pe Potty Kiye Jaa Raha Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Jab Chota Tha To

Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rahti Thi.

Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se Teacher Use Daant Raha Tha.

Teacher: “Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya, Nahi To Chaddi Uttar Ke Maarunga”
Santa Ne Bade Bholepan Se Jawab Diya.

Santa: “Sir, Jab Galti Meri Hai Fir Aap Kyu Chaddi Utaroge?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Ladka Jyotish Ke Paas Apna

Ek Ladka Jyotish Ke Paas Apna Haath Dikhwane Ke Liye Jata Hai.

Jyotish Ladke Ka Haath Dekh Kar Bola.

Jyotish: ?”Beta, Tum Bahut Padhoge?”

Ladka: “Baba, Padh To Main 8 Saal Se Raha Hoon, Ye Batao Ke Paas Kab Hounga?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha

Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha ki ek diwar par padha
"Padhne wala Gadha"

Santa ko bohat ghussa aya, usne mita kar likh diya!
"Likhne wala Gadha"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Gujrati Kisaan

Ek Gujrati Kisaan Ghayal Halat Me
Dr K Pas Pahuncha
To Dr bola- What Happen?

Kisan- Cow's Husband Very Tagda,
Maaring Singda, In My Taangda,
So I M Langda…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko

Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorhne gaya .
.
Aunty ne bola - Beta raat bohot
ho gai hai, tum
yahi BITTU ke kamre me sojao.!
.
.
Ladka bola - nahi Aunty me yahin
SOFA par so jaunga
.
.
Agle din Subah ek Bohot hiSundar
ladki CHAI le kar aai .
.
.
Ladka - Aap kaun ho.......??
.
.
Ladki - Me BITTU. Aap kaun.....??
.
Ladka - Mai ullu ka pattha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Snta ek Ped Par ulta latka hua tha

Snta ek Ped Par ulta latka hua tha,

Bnta ulta Qo latke ho,

Snta Maine SIR Dard ki GOLI khai thi

Kahi Pet me na chali jaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Brilliant Boy went 2 girl's

Brilliant Boy went 2 girl's home wid a rose 2 propose her.

He pressd bell. But her Dad opend d door

Boy : "Uncle plz support ANNA HAZARE"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BOY: Janeman

BOY: Janeman
"TUTE DIL" se pyar karogi,
ya"DIL TUTNE"
tak pyar karogi?
GIRL:KamineYE bata

"TUTI CHAPPAL"

se pitega
ya "CHAPPAL TUTNE TAK"
pitega..Boy shoked...girl rocckxx

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad

Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho gaya..??

Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai..??

Santa : 3 mahine.

Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..??

Santa : 3 mahine.

Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua..??

Santa : 3 mahine baad.

Biwi : Total kitne mahine ho gaye..??

Santa : Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the.
.
.
Kanjus: Thanda piyo ge ya
garam?.

Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.

Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjus: Bottle mein piyo ge ya glass me?.

Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.

Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.?

Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chameli wala.?

Mehman: Chameli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamare ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar muje 100 jawan ladke mile to

Agar muje 100 jawan ladke mile to
me desh ko power ful bana sakta
hu
-Vivekanand
.
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.
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Agar muje 100 jawan ladkiyamile
to me ek naya desh bana sakta hu
-Imran hashmi :D.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjabi Dieting Plan

Punjabi Dieting Plan

7:30am : 1 bread, half boiledegg

10am : 1 cup green Tea

12pm : half cup boiled chanay

1pm : 1 banana

5pm : 1 Cup Tea without sugar

7pm : 1 cup skim milk

9pm : Green Tea

10:00pm : Johnnie Walker

11:45pm : Chicken Tikka, Butter Naan, Makhni Paneer,Butter Chicken, Dal Makhni, Chocolate
Cake, Gulab Jamun..
..
Dieting di maaa di.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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