Men; 1817 Jokes
Ladka :Tum Mere Sapno Mein, Khwabo Mein, jazbatoo'n Mein Rehti Ho...
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Ladki: Bhai Tumko Kisi Ne Bewakoof Banaya Hai, Main to
Islamabad Mein Rehti Hoon..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baloch stdnt apne math k teacher se
arrey sir amara poty aya ay"
Math's teacher: poty aya he to toilet jao na beta"
Baloch: arrey sir amare swal ka answer poty(40) aya he. Tm b na sir jao arrey :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phool wala: Sahab yeh phool (flower) apni gf ke liye le jaen
Admi: Meri koi gf nhi hai
Phool wala: Phir apni mengater k liye le jaen
Admi: Meri koi mangater nhi
Phool wala: Phir apni bv kai liya
Admi: Mearafri koi bv bhi nhi hai
Phool wala: Dunya ke aye khush naseeb admi meri taraf sey ye phool tere liye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SoN: Main SchooL Nahi jaonga
Mom: Q?
Son: job Karonga
Mom: 4TH CLass Parrh kar Kya Kaam Karo Gay?
Son: three CLass Ki Larkion Ko Tution Parhaonga..:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Faqeer Aurat se: Allah ke naam mein 1 rupiya de do
Aurat: Sharam nhi aati road mein bheek mangtey hoo
Faqeer: Sali teray 1 rupiyay ke liye pura office kholo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Boy was driving a car. A fat girl on scooty overtook him.
Boy shouted,
"Hey Bhains"
Girl turned back n shouted..
"tu hoga gadha, kuta shakal daikh apni bandar khein k''
Suddenly girl ka accident hogaya...
Usko road pe aik bhains ne takkar mari thi :( :p
MORAL:
"LARKIAN kbi pori baat nhi suntien ;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Hindu ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla
Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”
BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha, Zarur chalu gi. Par Aap kon bol rhe hain?”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
why do boys call gurls "item"?
bcoz
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item mean "maal"
"maal" mean "paisa"
and "paisa" mean "laxmi"
aur ladki to ghar ki "LAXMI" hoti hai :D ;)
"RISHTA WAHI SOCH NAYI!!" ;D :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Ladka Ladki Ko Date Pe Restaurant Leke Gaya…
Waiter: Madam Kya Leke Aau
Ladki: Mere Liye To Wo Sabji Wali Roti Le Aao
Waiter: Sorry Madam, Ye Yahan Nahi Milta….
Ladka: Tension Na Le… Yeh Veg Pizza Mang Rahi Hai…
Aur Karlo Gaon Ki Ladki Se Friendship
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 baar jab main Bemaar
tha..
Main Hospital Gaya...
Wahan 2 Darwaze The...
1 Par"Khas bemari"aur 1
par"Mamuli Bimari"Likha
tha...
Mujhe Mamuli Bemari thi
isLiye main Mamuli
Bemari Wale Room me
Chale gaya...
Wahan bhi 2 Darwaze
the...
1 Par"Khas Admi"aur 1
par"Aam Admi"likha
tha....
Main thora Gharib.... isliye
Aam Admi Waale
Darwaze se Andar Chale
Gaya....
Andar Gaya to dekha ke
Main Hospital se Bahar
Tha...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wapda walon se hamain itni Muhabat hai faraz,
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Agar wo rooth jaye to hame Neend nahi ati
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Yaar ye light kab aye gi…..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar se kisi ny kaha,
INDIAN,
flag may tmhara kia hy,
Green4 muslim,
white4 christ,
orang4 hindu,
nothing 4u,
Sardar thught n rplied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jo Detey Hen Larkiyon ko TOHFAY
Wo Uthatey Hen Unki Shadi k SOFAY
Jo Jaty Hen Un k Pichey
WoH Aatey Hen Unki Doli k Nichey
Jo Kehtey Hen Unko JAANU
Woh ban jate hain unke bacho ke MAAMU
So.
“NO GIRL FRIEND=NO TENSION”
A public service msg for the young boys
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Shouted In A BANK:
Has Any 1 Lost A Bundle Of Currency Notes
Tied Wid A Red Rubber Band?
Many Hands Were Raised
Santa:
Here Is Dat Rubber Band.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife:
Tmne Muje Shadi se Phle Q nhi Btaya k
Tmari Phle hi RANI Nam ki Wife hy?
Husbnd:
Mene Btaya to tha k Men tume RANI ki tarh Rakhunga;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)