Men; 1817 Jokes
Santa: is duniya me kitne desh hain? . . . . . . . .
Banta: arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai “india” Baaki sab to videsh hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu To His Friend: Tell me one thing "Always I have seen, you have taken your wife only Night Clubs, Why?"
Friend: What to do yaar, "By the time she get free from makeup, no other places are open"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man meets god on his wife’s birthday. God tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his wife gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, ‘OK, give me one million dollar and beat me half to death.’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar was asked to explain in English: "Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai magar khushi aati jati rehti hai."
The Sardar :- My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes !!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hindi Man to Sardar: Your wife demanded a car but why did you give her a diamond ring?
Desi Sardar: From where could I get her a fake car?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary in Office.
He shouted at him, “Is this what I pay you for?”
The manager replied: “No, sir, this I do free of charge.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Man At Petrol Pump: “Full The Tank Of The Car”
Attendant: “Sir, Please Provide Me
Your Pan Card No.”
Man: “What, Why?”
Attendant: “Sir, Its A High Value Transaction“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Ko Din Mein Sote Hue Ek Machhar Ne Kaata.
Aadmi Hairan Hote Hue Machhar Se Bola: “Tum To Raat Ko Aate The?”
Macchar Ne Kaha: “Kya Karoon Saahab Ghar Mein Maan-Baap Bimaar Hai Ek Choti Bahan Hai Jiski Shadi Karni Hai Ladke Walon Nai Dahej Mein Ek Liter Khoon Maanga Hai Isliye Overtime Karna Pad Raha Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa looked himself in mirror and said: Is ko kahain dekha hai.
Then he said: Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo Shaadi ki album main meri biwi ke saath hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 molvi, 1 Aurat sy takra gaya...
Aurat gusy sy boli!
Apko sharm nai ati, daarhi rakh kr takkar maar rahy ho....
Molvi !!
Muhtarma
Ay daarhi Ay
breakaan nai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aadmi Shaadi Kyon Karta Hai ?????
Takee Wo Marne Ke Bad Agar Swarg Jaye Tho Acha Feel Kare Aur
Agar Nark Jaye Tho homely Feel Kare.....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Apni Bimar Murghi Ko Bazar Le gaya Bechne K Liye,
Admi: Iska Sar Neeche Q hy
SArdar:Gaon Ki Hy Isliye Shehar Me Sharma Rhi hy.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SARDAR: kal me bathrom vich gia te uthy sap betha C
WIFE: hy o Raba fir tusi ki kita?
SARDAR: kuj nai me sup nu kiya tusi karlo mera te vich e nikal gya aye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.
Santa: “Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai?” Pappu: “6, 7”
Santa: “Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai, Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad?”
Pappu: “8, 9, 10”
Santa: “Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad?”
Pappu: “Gulam, Begum, Badshaah“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Karta Hai.
Pappu: “I Love You. Tum Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsoorat Ladki Ho”
Ladki: “Acha Par Tumhare Piche
Mujhse Bhi jyada Khubsoorat Ladki Khadi Hai”
Pappu Mud Ke Piche Dekhta Hai Par Waha Koi Nahi Tha.
Ladki: “Agar Tum Sach Mein
Mujhse Pyar Karte To Kabhi Piche Mud Kar Na Dekhte I Hate You”
Moral: Moral Words Kuch Ni Bas Ladki Zara Tej Nikali.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)