Women; 639 Jokes
Post Master in a post office told to a woman,”You have to put another stamp on this letter as it is too heavy.
The woman replied, “How would an extra stamp make it lighter.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The beautiful personal secretary came angrily out of boss cabin… One of her friend asked what happened dear…..
Secretary: Boss asked, are you free tonight ?? I said for you I am always free…..and that stupid gave me some pages to type !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Black Larki ko Jaduger ne Jadu se Par lga diye.
Larki : wow!
ab kya mein PARI ban gyi hun?:D
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Jaduger:
Anniye,,
Tu Dengi Machar ban gyi ain...!!:):
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kal Fir ek Ladki Nazar Aa Gayi,
Jiski Pehli Baar Me Surat Dil Ko Bha Gayi,
Le Gaya Dinner Pe Jo Use
Bhookhi 2000 Ka Khana Akeli Kha Gayi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-friend Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puchha.
Ladka: “Tum Hamare Pyaar Ke Liye Kya Kar Sakti Ho?”
Ladki: “Main Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hoon, Angaron Se Naha Sakti Hoon”
Ladka: “So Sweet… Kya Tum Mujhe Abhi Milne Aa Sakti Ho?”
Ladki: “Pagal Ho Kya, Dhoop Dekhi Hai Kitni Tez Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladki Deo laga ke Bus pe chadhi,
Ladke ne comment paas kiya Aj kal Phinayal ka Use zyada hota hai'
Ladki boli: 'Fir bhi makkhiya pichha nhi chhodte'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kamwali: Malkin, apki purani sareeya mujhe nhi chahiye..
Malkin: Kyu?
Kamwali: Apki saree pahen-ne k baad saheb "ap" samajh kr mere paas bhi nhi ate!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
'Larka larki sy: Mujsy shadi krogi?
Larki: Mri umar shadi ki nhi hy me abhi chhoti hun 3sal bd shadi krungi.
Larka: Shadi abi krlo qabza 3sal bad dedena
by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)
Ek Aurat Ko Gane Ka Bahut Shonk Hota Hai. Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.
Patni: “Jab Main Gana Gaati Hoon To Aap Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai?”
Pati: “Taki Baahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Main Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladke Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ko
Kaha: “Main Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hoon?”
Ladki: “Haan Kyun Nahi, Just A Minute”
Inbox Delete,
Sent Item Delete,
Call History Delete
Ladki: “Ye Lo Dekhlo Tumhe To Mujh Par Trust Hi Nahi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Ladki Ki Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Par Kuch Dino Baad Uska Apne
Pati Se Jhagda Ho Jata Hai,
Apne Pati Se Dhukhi Ho Kar Wo Apni Maan Ko Phone Karti Hai,
Ladki: “Maan, Mera Inse Jhagda Ho Gaya, Main Do Hafte Ke Liye Milne Aa Rahi Hoon”
Maan Bhi Bahut Shatir Dimaag Ki Thi Boli,
Maan: “Beti Use Sukh Nahi Saja Milani Chahiye, Tu Wahi Ruk Main Do Mahine Ke Liye Aa Rahi Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Ladka Apni Girl-friend Ko Shaadi Ke Liye Raazi Kar Raha Hota Hai,
Ladka: “Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahi Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha Ke Ghumaunga,
Mere Paas Us Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahi Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga
Mere Paas Us Ke Jitne Paise To Nahi Par Main Mehnat Kar Ke Khilaunga,
Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye?”
Ladki: “Dimag Ki Maa Bahan Mat Kar, Apne Us Dost Ka Number De“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladka: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Tum Kya Karti Ho?”
Ladki: “Kyu Bataun? Main
Tumhe Janti Bhi Nahi Hoon”
Ladka: “Na Batao Main Konsa
Tumhe Apni New Mercedes Car Mein Bitha Ke 5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha”
Ladki: “Jasmin, B.Com Final
Year, Punjab College, College Timing 8 Am To 1 Pm, Friday Timing 8 To 12 Pm, Sunday Off, Aati Papa Ke Sath Hoon Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
American: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Khana Tum Pakao Ge, 2nd Day Usne Kuch Nahi Kiya, 3rd Day Usne Dinner Bana Liya”
German: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Ghar Ki Safai
Tum Karoge, 2nd Day Wo Chup Raha, 3rd Day Poora Ghar Saaf Tha”
Santa Ki Biwi: “Maine Pappu Ke Papa Ko Kaha Ke Aaj Se Kapde Tum Dhoya Karoge, Apne Sab Kaam Khud Karoge, Agle Din Mujhe Kuch Nazar Na Aaya,
Dusare Din Bhi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya, Teesre Din Aankh Ki Soojan Utari To Kuch Nazar Aaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aapko Pata Hai – Ladko Ka Dil Mandir Ki Tarah Pavitra Hota Hai,
Isliye To, Jab Ladke “I Love You” Kahte Hai,
To Ladkiyaan Apni Sandal Utar Leti Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)