Science; 70 Jokes

Physics ka bhi baap

Physics ka bhi baap:..Question:- Which liquid turns 2 solid on heating..???...........................Ans:- BESAN KE PAKODE.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Technology Has Its Own Limitations

Technology Has Its Own Limitations
Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine
But It Can’t Search N Locate
D Chappal I Lost At Masjid Last Friday!

Ki Faida

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
All Scientists

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

But Santa Rocks.

Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?

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?Ans:- Baisan K Pakore. :-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Medical science proved ki

Medical science proved ki

Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai.

But Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,

Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar’s Theory

Sardar’s Theory

Moon Is More Important Than Sun Coz It Gives Light At Nite
When Lite Is Needed

But Sun Gives Light
During Daytime When Light Is Not Needed.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Define Biology

Define Biology and Sociology?
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If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It’s Biology,
If He Looks Like His Neighbor Then It is Called Sociology.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
I Want Pink

Santa: I Want Pink Curtains For My Computer Screen

Salesman: But Computers Do Not Need Curtains

Santa: Oye, I Have Installed Windows

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Jung Computer Say

1 Pakistani Dosray Say:
Yar Kehtay Hain Iss Bar
Jung Computer Say Lari Jai Gi?

2nd: Haan Misile Computer Say Control Hotay Hain Na ?

1st:
Phir To Hum Jung Haar Jain Gay

2nd:Wo Kaisay?

1st: Yar Agr Misile Chalanay Say Pahlay He Bijli Chali Gayi To?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Camera Man

“Aj Ky Bachay”
Camera Man Studio Mei Chotay Bachay Se:
Meri Traf Deko Beta Es Camere Se Kabootar Niklega

Bacha:
Focus Adjust Kar Beta Jahalat Ki Batain Na Kar

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
He Will Built A Generator

How Can You Recongnize A Sardar In The Scientists

Oh Its Easy
He Will Built A Generator
That Will Use Electricity To Get Started

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
One day a scientist

One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,

"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Are the rivers

Are the rivers flowing up the mountain or down the mountain?

Is that the ocean? (Asked while on a field trip to Marine Lab Beach on Guam (a small island in the Pacific).

How can the river be flowing north? That's uphill!

How can mass wasting be an agent of landscape formation on the Moon? The Moon has no gravity!

How do I get water into this beaker?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Funny Anna Hazare

IT engineer- Hey bhagwan promotion karwa dena

51 rupees ka bhog apke charno me rakh raha hu!!

God- Pagal marwayega kya?
ANNA HAZARE dekh raha hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.. :D

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 taraf CAKE Aur dusri taraf CHUHIYA rakh di..

Chuha fouran Cake ki taraf lapka..

Dusri baar Cake ko badal kar ROTI rakhi..
Chuha Roti ki taraf lapka..
Is tarah kai baar food-item badle magar Chuha har baar food ki taraf bhaga..
Profesr:" Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi Sbse badi taqat hai..
Itne me last row ki bench se ek Student ki awaaz aai....
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Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekhlo, ho sakta hai wo uski “BEHAN” ho...:p :O :D :D
Students Rocks - Professor Shocks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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