Science; 70 Jokes

Wikipedia Google Internet

Wikipedia : I know all

Google : I have all

Internet : Without me Google is nothing

Computer : Without me internet is of no use

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KESC : Sub ka baap kon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Duniya Ka Pahla Mobile Jab Bana

Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,
Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To

Scientist Ke To Hosh Ud Gaye.
Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha: “2 Missed Calls From Rajnikant“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Physics

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Technology Impact In Future

Technology Impact:
Year 2050 Mein Pita Gusse Mein Apne Nursery Ke Bache Se:
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Mene Tumhe Hazaro Baar Bataya Hai…..
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Ki Tum Vastav Mein
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Paida Hue The Na Ki Download…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Intelligent Santa

All Scientists Fail To Answer This But Santa Rocks.

Question: “Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?”

Ans: “Besan Ke Pakode“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
nut and bolt

Ek Mechanical Engineer Ki Wife Ko
Delivery Hui, Wife Ne Husband Ko
SMS Bheja, Aapka Spare Part Aa
Gaya Hai .
Husband Ne Reply Mai Poocha NUT
Hai Ya BOLT ..?

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Technology Has Its Own

Technology Has Its Own Limitations..
Google May B The Most Powerful Search Engine..
But...!
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Mandir Se Gum Hui Chapal,
Google ka baap B Ni Dhund sakta..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia

Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia Head aya to Sona h

Tail aya to Film dkhnga
kharra raha to Gane sunuga

Or agr hawa mai raha to
qasm se puri rat parhunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height of Technical Thinking!

Height of Technical Thinking!

A Software Engineer Falling From The Roof Of A Building

And Shouting

F1 F1 F1, Instead Of Help, Help

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?

A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gates(Confused)

Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?

Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gates: By the year 2010 India

Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.

Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In biologic practical

In biologic practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs?

Sardar: I dont know sir

Examiner: You are failed, whats your name?

Sardar: See my legs and tell my name.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hik sardar ek ladki de naal physical

Hik sardar ek ladki de naal physical relation badade janda paya si, and ladki ne kaha”Ruk jao sardar ji, warna main apni jaan de dungi” Gusse me Sardar ne kaha, “jaan de dena par kisi de kam na aana”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Question: To bataiye PANI ke

- interview -

Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?

Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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