Science; 70 Jokes

I Did My Engineering Here

Parents To A College Watchman:
Is This College Good..?

Watchman: Probably The Best
I Did My Engineering Here
&Got Immediate Placement

by (few years ago!)
After Finishing Mbbs

After Finishing Mbbs
Sardar Starts His Practise!

He Checked His First
Patient’s Eyes,Tongue & Ears By Torch &Finally He Said Battery Ok

by (few years ago!)
Bijli Chali Gayi To?

1 Pakistani Dosray Say:
Yar Kehtay Hain Iss Bar
Jung Computer Say Lari Jai Gi?

2nd: Haan Misile Computer Say Control Hotay Hain Na ?

Phir To Hum Jung Haar Jain Gay

2nd:Wo Kaisay?

1st: Yar Agr Misile Chalanay Say Pahlay He Bijli Chali Gayi To?

by (few years ago!)
Camera Man Studio Mei

“Aj Ky Bachay”
Camera Man Studio Mei Chotay Bachay Se:
Meri Traf Deko Beta Es Camere Se Kabootar Niklega

Focus Adjust Kar Beta Jahalat Ki Batain Na Kar

by (few years ago!)
Generator With Electricity

How Can You Recongnize A Sardar In The Scientists

Oh Its Easy
He Will Built A Generator
That Will Use Electricity To Get Started

by (few years ago!)
What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
I know how to make people

One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,

"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

by (few years ago!)

Are the rivers flowing up the mountain or down the mountain?

Is that the ocean? (Asked while on a field trip to Marine Lab Beach on Guam (a small island in the Pacific).

How can the river be flowing north? That's uphill!

How can mass wasting be an agent of landscape formation on the Moon? The Moon has no gravity!

How do I get water into this beaker?

by (few years ago!)
Several short geology plays on words

Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccias! or My sediments exactly!

And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old:

That's not gneiss!

by (few years ago!)
Biologist experiment

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!". The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 4 legs - jumps 2 feet'.

Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1.5 feet'.

He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.

by (few years ago!)

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