Travel; 223 Jokes
Taxi Driver: Petrol Khatm Ho Gaya Hai Gadi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti
Sardar:Koi Baat Nahi
Reverse Lelo, Vapas Ghar Chalte Hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wats D Difference Betwn Bus & Cycle?
Santa: Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata
Par Cycle Ka Stand
Hamesha Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bus Conductor & Driver
Mai Kiya Difference Hai?
Ans:
Condector So Jaye To Kisi Ka Ticket Nahi Katega Or Driver So Gaya To Sab Ka Ticket Kat Jayega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Jie Calls Air India:
How Long Does It Take To Fly To Amritsar??
“Just A Second,”Says Receptionist.
“Thank You”.
Says The Sardar & Hangs Up:))
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Truck Dosry Ko Khench K Le Ja Raha Tha
Ye Dekh K 1 Sardar Zor Zor Se Hasney Laga Or Zamin
Pe Lotpot Ho Gaya Or Bola
Ek Rasi Ko Uthany K Liye Do Do Truck
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ticket Checker Ask To Sardar
Ticket Dikhao
Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho
Ticket Checker: Ye To Purani He
Sardar:
To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?
Santa : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi
Mei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
by Yousuf (few years ago!)
Santa :
Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car
Banta :
I Dont No But It Starts Wid”T”
Santa :
Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai
Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"
"Darnl," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.
'I'll grant each of you a single wish,' said the genie.
'I wish I was home,' said the first man. Then, poof! he disappeared.
'I wish I was home, too,' said the second man. Poof! He disappeared too.
The third man looked around. 'Gee, I'm kind of lonely,' he said. 'I wish my friends were here with me.'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!
Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass eventually.
Liz: I'm the examiner!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)