Travel; 223 Jokes
Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
lakin sare k sare mar gayeee
kaise?
nothing serious
ship bich mein kharab ho gai
tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Bus me ja raha tha ek laraki se takragaya
Larki boli: Thappar khana hai
Santa: MEra to pet bhara hua hai, Aap kisi aur se
puchh le
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Suddenly Santa bolta hai: Jaldi chalao, fast nahi to
hame kachhe raste se jana parega
Driver: Kyon
Santa: are bewkoof padha nahi, Ye sarak to
Haridwar jaane wali hai, pata nahi kabh chali jaye
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 bar santa USA Gya,wahan wo church mai gaya to
achank wahn aawaz aai,'Tann' ittefaq se light bhi
chali gai santa dar k bola,oye bhago Undertakr aa
gya.... :-
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek riksha k piche likha
tha ki
SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI...
Piche se 1 truck aya
aur riksha ko uda dia aur
us k piche likha tha
AYA SAWAN JHOOM K...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of
cours
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 Dost Bike pe ja rhe the.. Trafficwale ne Rok kr
bola : "Tumhe malum nhi TRIPLING Apradh hai.."
1Dost : Hume Malum hai islie to 1 ko Ghar Chodne
ja rhe hai..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa bag lekar bus me ghusa..
Aur zor se chillaya-
.
.
"KHABARDAR!!
KOI APNI JAGAH SE NAHI HILEGA!!
.
.
Santa Singh
KULFIWALA KHUD SABKE PAAS AAYEGA!!!!" ;-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bahut der k baad train chali.Muslim bola_ya Ali !
Hindu bola_ jai bajrang bali.Ek sardar bola_kya
Ali,Kya
Bali?Ullu k pattho, Train to baju wali Chali
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: bhaisaab, yahaa se mumbai kitna door hai?
Vyakti: 400 km.
Santa: baap re, mujhe aaj hi vaapas lautnaa hai.
mumbai se yahaa tak kitnaa door hai?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
GOLU-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hote he
MOLU-polution kam karne k liye
GOLU-Galat
kyuki agar ped raste me hote to gadiya kase jayegi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne
Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha Hai?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar Exam Dene Gaya To
Apne Saath PLUMBER Ko Le Kar Gaya Kyun?
Aray Yaar Simple Hai
Us Ko Yeh News Mili Thi
K Paper Leage Ho Gaya Hai
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa To Rikshaw Wala:
Arey O Bhai Khaali Ho
Kya… ? Rikshaw Wala:
Haan G Bilkul Khaali Hoon
Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash
Khelty Hyn . . . =P ;->
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)