Medical; 622 Jokes

Mubarak HoAap k Ghar larka PedaHua Hy

Nurse - Mubarak HoAap k Ghar larka PedaHua Hy

Sardar g - Wah g WahKia Technology Hy, B.VMeri Hospital Me HyAur Bacha Mere GharPeda Hua Hy ... 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Oye, maar gayay yaar.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle

Munna bhai:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?

Circuit:
Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay

Marez:doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay or ab to danto main kerah bhi lag gya hay.bataye doctor sahib main kya karon?

Doctor….aap aik mahn tak ras or chay lein is ke alawa kuch na khayein .

Aik mahn tak marez rozana sirf or sirf chaye or ras par guzara karta raha magar aik din ras& khatam ho gye jis par marez ne socha ke chalo aj main sirf chaye pee leta hun.aaj guzara ho hi jaye ga.kal ras le aaon ga magar

kere ko acha na laga,foran bahir nikal kar kehne laga

Uncle aj ras nahi hay kya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik Sheikh marnay laga to

Aik Sheikh
marnay laga to.
Aik Faqeer nay
isay kaha keh janab marty waqt to khuda ki rah main kuch
day jaye
Sheikh: jo neem behosh tha kehnay laga jan to de raha hon or kiya do

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua

Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua
doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai
sheikh bola lao mujhay do
doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay
sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi.

Dr. Sheikh Se.

Ap ke Bachay ki Taang kaatni paray gi.

Sheikh zor se Cheekhaa

Dr; kya hua?

Sheikh; Pehlay dasna c mein onu navi juti na lay k
denda!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,
Light nai thi candle jal rai thi

Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on,
agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
khoon de ke jaan bachai.

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Doctor: Jb ApKo Pta Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu

Doctor: Jb ApKo Pta Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu
Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap ne kuch kia Q nai?
Sardar: pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Lga
K Chipkali Usy Pakr kr wapis ajyegi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua

Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua
doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai
sheikh bola lao mujhay do
doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay
sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

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