Medical; 622 Jokes

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk
asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke
baad khulti hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
At a hospital looking through the window

At a hospital looking through the window at the
newly arrived babies.
Father says, “Kitchy Kitchy Koo”…. “How Sweet”
Look, she smiled! Isn’t she adorable?” His friend
says, “But your kid didn’t smile.” The father
replies, “I was talking about the nurse”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Heart Attack

Doctor: Aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua
thaa kya yaa first time hua hai ?
Patient: Haan doctor sahab, ek baar; last time jab
aapne bill diye tha tab hua tha….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga

Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga
Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hoo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek pagalkhane me

ek pagalkhane me -
doctor- ne ek pagal se pucha, cht se kyu latak
raha hai
pagal- kyuki main ek bulb hoon!
doctor- phir jal kyu nahi raha?
pagal- ye India hai ! light gaye hui hai!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor sahib ye dawa to

Sardar:
doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi.
Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to
hamara signature hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Medical store se dawai kharidi

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ khareedi
Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”
Store Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡”
pathan: hum pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR
FRÉÉ:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan had a deep cut on his leg

Pathan had a deep cut on his leg.
Nurse said it would be stitched and 10 stitches are
required.
Pathan asked the cost.
Nurse replied,” 3000?
Pathan said I need stitches not embroidery.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor sb yeh dawai kahin se nahi mil rhi...

Sardar: doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil
rahi.
Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to
hamara signature hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho??

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?



Santa: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am .

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
khuda kr diya

krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha tha ki woh do hapte mein mujhe pairo par khada kar dega!


Jack: Accha kya who aisa kar paya?
Krish: Ha uska bill chukane ke liye mujhe apni car jo bechni padi.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
apny nurse boht changi

Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.



Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Hospital main ek doctor se

Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctor Se lar rahe the.
doctor:Kya hua?
Santa Banta:Doctr ne operation me orignal Chize
nikal kar china ka dal diya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Is dawai se theek na ho

Chemist: Is Dawai Se Thik Na Ho 2 Ye Parchi Lekar
Fir Aana.
Grahak: Kyo?
Chmst: Mai Ek Baar Fir Doctor Ki Likhai Padhne Ki
Koshish Karunga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Daru pene se

UPDESH:
Daru pine se jindagi k problem solve nhi hoti.
EXPERT DRINKER'S ADVICE:
Problem toh doodh pine se bhi solve nhi hoti..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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