Medical; 622 Jokes

2 Saal Pehle ka Bukhar

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha! Ab Naha Lun?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Lie Detector

Banta: Have you ever seen A lie detector?

Santa: Yes I married her....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Medicine Not Available

Santa: Doctor! This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.

Doctor: Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa at medical college

Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers:

Antibody: One who hates his body

Artery: Study of fine paintings

Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria

Coma: Punctuation Mark

Gall Bladder: Bladder of a girl

Genes: Blue Denim

Labour pain: Hurt at work.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mein Chashma laga k

Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pehla Operation

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
tu to Doctor ke paas

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?


Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta to Doctor

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.

Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor to Female

Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dost Pathan Se

Dost Pathan Se: Tum To Aaj Doctor Ke Pas Janay Walay Thay,
Kyon Nahin Gay?

Pathan: Yara Ham Kal Jaey Ga,
Aaj Hamara Tabiat Kharab Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ka Gurda Fail

Doctor Pathan Se:
Khan Sahab Tumhara 1 Gurda
Fail Ho Gaya Hy,,.,,

Pathan Bola:
Kitny Numberon Se?;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Asked A Doctor

Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai

Doctor:
Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai
Isliye

Pathan :
Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka
Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?

Sardar: Agar Operation Se Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To Ussi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena

Biwi: Aisay Kyun Keh Rahay Ho?

Sardar: To Kaya Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar With Dentist

Sardar With Dentist
Kia Dard K Bagar Daant Nikaal Lete Ho?

Doctor: Nahi
Sardar: Mein Nikaal Leta Hon

Doctor: Wo Kaise?
Sardar: He He He He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Director to Actor

Sardar Director: U Should Jump 2 D Swimingpool Frm 100 Ft Height.

Act: I Don’t Know Swiming.

Sardar Director:
Don’t Wory, Their Is No Water.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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