Medical; 622 Jokes

Driver mar gaya

Bad News: Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho
Gai,
Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya,
Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain, I
Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.
Because Ab Main "NEED 4 SPEED Underground"
Khelon Ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
BEAUTIFULL

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Mari biwi ka accident

Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad
News.
Good News is That:
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
An accident

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man.
He has lost his head. Is he crying?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dand tor dene hain

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde
ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi
gin laye ne.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Munna bhai And Professor

PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Smoking K Nuqsan

Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuqsan Batane K Liye 1 Keera Smoke Jar Men Dala To Woh Mar Gaya

Teacher: Aap Ne Kya Sekha?

Pathan: Smoking Se Pait K Keerey Mar Jatey Hain,

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Me sick

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try
it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife
very sweet.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor, I have a problem

Santa-Doctor,I have a problm.
Dr-Whats ur problem?
Santa-I keep forgtng things.
Dr-Since when you are having this Problem?
Santa-Which problm..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kaampte kiun ho

Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya
tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya
hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Called a doctor

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son
called a doc.
Doc: What happened?
Son: Bimari da tay pata nahin par baapu saver da
VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Neend Ka Intezar

1st Pathan:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye ?

2nd Pathan:
O Yara Neend Ka Intezar Karnay Se Tu Behtar Hai Aadmi So Jaye..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Laash

Santa Ki Mout Bijli Girne Se Hui
Par Laash Muskurati Mili
God Ne Pucha Aisa Kyon?

Santa: O G Mainu Lagya Si
Koi Meri Photu Le Raha Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Char tangian

Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein
Hoti To Kya Hota?
Its Simple
Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein
Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
64 ke 64 dant

Sardar: Mai Tere 64 K 64 Dant Tor Dun Ga
Pas Khra 1 Admi Bola:
Sardar G Dant To 32 Hote Hn
Sardr:
Mje Pta Tha K Tu Beech Main Bolay Ga Tere B Mila
K Bataey Hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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