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Qayamat k din

Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik

paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho

sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki

awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher And Student

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
A child to his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Man Get Slapped

Sochte huwe bhi dar lagta hai.

If women could read minds,

every second man will get slapped. ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Rishta Discussion

Rishta discussion now a days:

Larkay Walay: larki ne kya kiya hua hai??

Larki Walay: jee Masha Allah candy crush

kay 110th stage per hai :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Mast Mast 2 Lain

Teacher:

Active voice aur passive voice ka example batao?

Student:

Active voice: Tere mas mast 2 nain merey dil ka lay ga chain

Passive voice: Merey dil ka lay chain tere mast mast 2 nain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ghanday kapro Se

Aj ke baat

Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,

ganday or mailay kapro ki waja

se ghareeb na samjho.

Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or

uske papers ho rahay hon.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
3 Famous Pakistan Mill

There are Famous mills in Pakistan

1. Sugar Mill.

2. Cotton Mill.

And the most Famous is.

3. Beta Tu zra Bahir Mill..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pagal dentist se

Pagal dentist se:

kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?

Dr: nahi

Pagal: Main nikal leta hn.

Dr: wo kaise?

Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ;) :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Koi Kala Ilm Seekha Kiya

1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad

Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?

Papa: NAhi Beta

Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese.. ?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aur Dekh Apni Maa Nu

Kisi ka Accident dekne pr Expressions in

U.S.A :- Oh My God!

Arrbi :- O La La

Australia :- Got a Hit

Paris:- oh shit

London:- oh No,

Indian.. Ram ram.

PAk:- Oo vajeya e anni da.

Hor vekh apni maa nu mur mur kay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sabzi waala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do :P ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ye Suit Kitne Ka

Larki: Dukhandar se ye suit kitne ka hai?

Dukhandar: 1500 ka

Larki: Uff aur wo wala

Dukhandar: Do dafa Uff

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Awkward Moment for Wedding

That awkward moment when you

see a beautiful girl at a wedding

and then she shouts

Neee Bushra !! Ami nu puch, Boti

Waddi Pani ae ke nikki ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya

Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya

Us ne Phone Nai Uthaya I messaged him:

Call urgently, she wants your number

ab voh mujh 20 bar call chuka hai aur mein

phone nai utha raha ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

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