Childrens; 368 Jokes

Child donkey

child donkey: mummy mai kis ke saath khelu, sabhi donkey kam me vyast hai.
Mother donkey: thodi der ruk beta uncle abhi sms padh kar free ho jayenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dad give me the car keys

Son: Dad give me the car keys please. I am old enough to drive.
Father: Yes, but the car is not old enough to be given.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My father has not worked

Child1: My father has not worked for a day from the last five years. Child2: Why?

Child1: Because he is a night watchman.


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta mojhe vikram betal ki

maa - beta mojhe vikram betal ki fils dekhni hai
neta = woh vikram betal nahi woh bacchans ki paa film hai


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bachcho Aaj Mai Apko

Teacher:Bachcho,Aaj Mai Apko Bhag Ke Sawal Sikhaungi

Billu:Mam Mai Bhag Ke Sawal Nahi Kar Sakta,Mera Dam Bhar Jata hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora

T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.

Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.

T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun, Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Small child

A Small child: Papa ap kisi larki ko pyar krte he?
Papa: Haan tumhari maa se.

Child: Bare badmaash ho ghar me hi chakar chalaya howa ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Can We Go To Mcdonald

Kid:Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?"
Dad:Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds Kid:Thought For A Mint, Turned Around N Said Can We Go To KFC Instead?"

by Azhar Ali (few years ago!)
Beta mummy bahut

Papa:Beta, mummy bahut chup-chup baithi hai kya baat hai?Beta:Papa, mummy ne LIPGUARD maanga tha, maine FEVIQUICK pakra diya...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta ya Kar Rahe Ho?

Maa: Beta ya Kar Rahe Ho??
Beta: Padh Raha Hoon.
Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho??
Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story..


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ka bacha

Santa ka bacha-Teri MAA itni moti he k sab usko TRUCK kehte he

Banta ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nai he isliye sab log use cycle cycle kehte he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhe pata hai Mere papa

Santa: Tumhe pata hai Mere papa ek ungli se 8logo Ko Utha sakte hai

Banta:wow! Wo kaise?

santa: Qki Mere papa Lift Operator hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek chhota bachcha doosre

ek chhota bachcha doosre bachche se:-agar din ko suraj nahin nikala to kya hoga?
doosra bachcha:-bijli ka bill bad jaaega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kyon bachche yeh gend

Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai?
Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai?
Aadmi:-nahin to..
bachcha:- haan to phir meri hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
bachcho batao ki doodh ko kharab

bachcho batao ki doodh ko kharab hone se bachane ke liye kya karne chaahiye?

sonu:-ji sir use pi lena chahiye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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