Childrens; 368 Jokes

Beta choori krna buri baat he

RAAZ-Beta choori krna buri baat he
Choori ka phal hamesha karva
Hota he

BETA-Lekin Maine Jo APPLE Chori Kr Ke Khaya Wo To metha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya

Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Bano Ge

Beta! Abu Me Jangi Jahaz Ka Poilet Banu Ga

Baap, Lekin Hame Kaise Pata Chaley Ga K Tum Kon Sa Jahaz Urah Rahey Ho

Beta! Abu Jab Me Apne Gaon Ke Uper Se Guzrun Ga To Bomb Giraa Dun Ga, Aap Foran Samj Jaiye Ga Ke Ye Hamara Beta Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se

Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bache Ki Awaz Record Kar Rah Hu

Pathan 1: Oye Kia Kar Rahe Ho?

Pathan 2: Apne 1 Sal K Bache Ki Awaz Record Kar Rah Hu

Pathan 1: Wo Q?

Pathan 2: Wo Jab Bara Hojaye Ga Us Se Iska Matlab Puchun Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sari Phuljadiyan Yhi Rehti Hai

Child: Mom Isbar Hum Patakhe Is Shopse Lenge

Mom: Lekin Beta Ye To Girls Hostel Hai

Child: Papa To Kehte Hai Ki Sari Phuljadiyan Yhi Rehti Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Putar, Use 1 Lota Pani De De

Santa’s Son: Oye Papaji
Bahar Darwaje Par Koi Swimming Pool Ke Liye Donation Mang Raha Hai

Santa:Putar, Use 1 Lota Pani De De…!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kill One Child!

Bin Laden’s Son Was Studying In An American School

Teacher Askd Him: I Have Four Apples How Can I Divide It Among Five Children?

He Answered: Kill One Child!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Uncle Aik Bachay Se Kehte Hain

Uncle Aik Bachay Se Kehte Hain :
Beta Aik Acha Sa Jhoot Bolo
Agar Mujhe
Pasand Agaya To Main Tumhien Paanch Rupay Doon Ga

Bacha Masoomiat Se :
Yeh Lo ! Abhi To Das Rupay Kahay Thay …. !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
12 Chote Chote Bche Hain

Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver: Apni Speed Dekhi He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Had A Baby

Sardar Had A Baby
Sardar:
Bilkul Meri Jesi Ankhyn Hyn “Choti Choti”
Meri Jesi Nak Hy “Choti Si”
Wife Baby Ka Pamper Khol K Boli
“AITHAY KAKA NUMBER LE GYA!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir : Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar :Haan Puchhta Hu
Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Potty Kis Ne Ki Hay

Beta :
Papa Madam Ne Aaj Ek Sawal Poocha Jis
Ka Jawab Sirf Mere Pass Tha … !

Sardar :
Mera Shona Puttar , Bata Ki Sawal Tha ???

Beta:
Madam Ne Poocha
Black Board K Pass Potty Kis Ne Ki Hay …

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baby Ki Awaz Ki Recording

Santa :Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?

Banta : Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!

Santa :Kyun?
Banta : Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega
Use Iska Matlab Puchunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What is a grownup joke?

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ap K 5000 Bach Gaye

Son:
Papa Ap Ko Yad Ha
Ap Ne Kaha Tha K Agar Exam Me Pas Hua
To 5000 Rs. Inam Denge.
Papa:
Han Han Bilkul Yad Ha
Son:
To Mubarak Ho
Ap K 5000 Bach Gaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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