Childrens; 368 Jokes

Pakistan child

A mother looks dirty finger prints on a newly white
paianted main gate and becomes very angry and
call upon her child;
mother:ahmad! are these your dirty finger prints
over main gate?
ahmad:(says innocently): no mom i always kick to
open the gate.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tere kitne bache hain?

SANTA- Tere kitne bachhe hain?
BANTA- 18
SANTA- Itne saare?
BANTA- Sasurji se wada kiya tha k unki beti ko
kabhi khaali pet nahi rakhoonga ;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Do bache

Do bachche aapas main baat kar rahe the.
Pahle bachcha:-pata hai,mere papa kal nai mummy
laye hain ,wo bahot achchi hai.
Doosra bachcha:- pata hai pata hai, pichle saal who
meri mummy reh chuki hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Sweet demand bu a Kid

A Sweet Demand By a Kid.
He was Beaten Up by his Mom.
Dad Asked What Happened Son?
Kid: I cant Adjust With Your Wife Anymore,
I Want My Own. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Baby

Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
If New Born Baby

Define Biology and Sociology?
.
.
.
.
.
If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It’s Biology,
If He Looks Like His Neighbor Then
It is Called Sociology.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Bache ka report

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
Sardar Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.” ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Baby

Sardar Writing His Diary :
My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl.
So,I Dont Know
Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek chota baccha bahut der se

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai
2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai
2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin
sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek sardar ne ek bache se pocha

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C
Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9
A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata
hai:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bacha bhagwan se

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi
mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bachon per kya asar pre ga

Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya
Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 kanwari larki ko bacha ho gaya

1 Kunwari ladki ko bachcha ho gaya . uske baap ne
poocha yeh bachcha kis ka hian
ladki : Papa missed call to sab marte the pata nahi
kiss ki recieve ho gayi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Little johny

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just
before she dismissed them to go to church, “and
why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not
disturb people while sleeping.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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