Childrens; 368 Jokes

A little girl

A little girl came home from school and said to her
mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished
for something that I didn't do." The mother
exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have
a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way,
what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl
replied, "My homework."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Faqat Tuhadi Kakay Di Maa

1 Dehati Aurat Check Cash Kerwany Bank Gai

Clerk :Yahan Sign Karo
Aurat :Kaise?

Clerk :Jaisy Khat K Akhir Mei Likhte Hain

She Wrote:Faqat Tuhadi Kakay Di Maa

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Mere 4 Bachay Hain

Father:
Mere 4 Bachay Hain,
3 Ne MBA Kea Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai

Frnd: Jo Choriyan Karta Ha
Usay Ghar Se Nikaalte Q Nhi Ho?

Father:
Ek Wohi To Kama K Lata Hai..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
brought their new baby home

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I`m busy," he said, "I`ll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again.

The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn`t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ladki ne janam liy

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ghabber peda hote hi

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4
thappad lagaye
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha
KTNE AADMI THE…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A history Joke....

Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that
happened before I was born!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kill one

Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.
Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I
share it among 5 children"
He answerd, "KILL ONE"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A little girl had just....

A little girl had just finished her first week of
school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her
mother.
"I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me
talk!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What's the matter? ??

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found
himself in the woman's locker room.
When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks,
with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then
asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen
a little boy

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
My 4 year old son

My 4 year old son came screaming out of the
bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in
the toilet.
So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to
my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.
He held it up and said with a charming little smile,
"We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it
fell in the toilet a few days ago

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A peaceful death

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my
Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like
the passengers in his car.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Two young boys praying

Two young boys were spending the night at their
grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt
beside their beds to say their prayers when the
youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW
NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the
younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting
your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little
brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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