Childrens; 368 Jokes

Do batche darkht ke sath latakne

Do batche darkht ke sath latakne ki game khail rahe thai aik ne apne aap ko neeche gira diya doosray ne poocha kya thak gye ho

Pehla bola: Naheen mein tau pakk kar neeche gira hoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bacha park mai betha

Bacha park mai betha ek ke baad ek toffee kha raha tha.
Paas betha 1 aadmi bola: Jo zada metha khata hai wo jaldi mar jata hai.
Bacha: Aap ko maloom hai mere dada ki umar 100 saal hai.
Admi: Wo metha kam khate hon ge?
Bacha: Nahi, wo apne kaam se kaam rakhte hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Eik bachay ke ghar guests aa gaye

Eik bachay ke ghar guests aa gaye.
Maa ne kaha: beta, mehmaanon ke liye kuch le kar aao.
Bachay miyan bhage bhage gaye.

Aur mehmaanon ke liye “Rikshaw” le aaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.

Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.
1 bacha apni jaga par khara raha,
coach ne pocha: Beta tum to race mai hissa lene ke liye itne pur-josh the phir jab elaan hua to bhage kiyu nahi?
Bacha bola: Sir,abhi to 1,2 aur 3 ke bhagne ka elaan hua hai, mera number to 4 hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main

Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main Teesre(3rd) Floor Se Gir Gaya Tha . . .
Banta: Tou Phir Bach Gaya Ya Mar Gaya. . . ?
Santa: Yaad Nahi Hai Bohat Purani Baat Hai. . .

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking????????Who is the father of second !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Interview

Pathan Goes for Interview.

Manager to pathan
"Where is Abu Dabi?"

Pathan"
"Jis Qabrastan main Hamara Ami Dabi,
wahin thora door per Abu dabi:



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A Student wrote a letter to is father from hostel:
dear Dad...!
No Money, No Fun
Your son!

His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very bad.
Your Dad!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
She Is Kidding.

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-DekhaMaine Kaha Tha NaLine Marti Hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho

Mother:Beta dhoop main khade kiya kar rahe ho
Son:Ammi paseena sukha raha hooon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
whom do u like more mama or papa

Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa

kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris Where u go
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother
Kid: no
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before

Papa: Ullu da Pattha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Baby paida hotey hi cheekha

Baby paida hotey hi cheekha,
Mujhey kuch Nazur nehi a raha, Main andha hoon....

Nurse: stupid, light nehi hai!

Bacha! oh tuwandi pehn nu, Ay Pakistan te nei ?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek chota baccha bahut der se

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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