Childrens; 368 Jokes

Kid-aunty mummy ne

Kid-aunty mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai h

Aunty(haste hue(-acha aur kuch kaha mummy ne? Kid-ha

kaha vo kutti na de to
samnewali kamini se le aana..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj Ke Bacche

Aaj Ke Bacche.. :D
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Postman knocked the Door..
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A Kid came wid cigrete in
mouth &
Beer in hand.. .
Postman:" Papa hain.. ??
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Kid:"Abe Bhootni K, Mujhe Dekh Ke

Lagta Hai Baap Ghar pe
Hoga..:p :O :D

Kid RocKz - Postman shock :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kid..in english class

kid..in english class
Me sleep wid dad last nyt..

madam(correcting)-nhi beta, I slept wid dad last nyt..

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kid-mai toh so gya tha,ap mere sone k baad aayi hongi....:p:O:D

hahahahahahahah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Raha Tha

1 Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Raha Tha.
Maa: Mele Lal Ko Kya Chahiye

Toffee Biscuit YaChocolate
Bacha: Bas 1 Munni Chaiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ko Beta Hua

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye

Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega

Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe

Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lgti Hein,

Mein Aap Se Shaadi Karu gaa..

Madam :- Gusse Se, Muje Bachon Se Nafrt H,

Baccha :- Ok Madam Mein Koshish Krun Ga Ke Bacche Na Ho,,,,,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
(kavi ka Beta School Mein

(kavi ka Beta School Mein =P)

Teacher : What Is N0un??

Student : Arz Karta Hoon...
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kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King...
Wah Wah...

Kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King...

Noun Is A Name Of Any Person Place Or Thing!! =p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
zaruri

class teacher boli:

batao bacho zinda rehne k lye kya chez zaruri h

studant:
zor se bola
zinda rehne k lye teri kasam

ek mulakat zaruri h " sanam "

by gazi (few years ago!)
dosti

Boy: Mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai… ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do
Mom: Tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: Nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega...

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Kid 1: Mere papa

Kid 1: Mere papa itne tall hain, ke jump maar ke helicopter pakad lete hain.

Kid 2: Mere papa bhi tall hain, lekin wo aisi chutiyaghiri nahi karte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
dentist

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi..!
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn?
Doctor: NikaLo.
ChILd:He he he he

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
CHEATING

1 choti bachi dukandar sy: uncle jab main bari
ho jaon gai to ap muj say shadi karin gay
Dukandar: mazak sy han,
bachi ; to ap apni hony
wali wife ko choklate nai 2 gay??
OO TERI

by itrat batool (few years ago!)
do tangen kis liey

child:abu Mujhe motercycle le kr dein
Abu:
Allah Ne 2 Tangain kis lyea di Hn?

Child:
Ek Kik Marny k lye or Dusri Gear lagane k liye...

by itrat batool (few years ago!)
Aik bacha park mai

Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha

1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:

Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.

Boy: ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.

Orat: wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy: nahi, Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Private school k bachy zoo mai

Private school k bachy zoo mai,

look the monkey is sleeping,let’s not distrb him.

Govt school k bachay

O wekh tera peyo sutta peya a,leya onu watta mariye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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