Humor; 1404 Jokes

One day a foreigner came to sardar’s village.

One day a foreigner came to sardar’s village.
He asked if there any great man born.
Sardar replied, ” No sir! only small babies born
here.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Secret ofcredness

I had found the secret of the redness of the lips
of her .
When she asked for the pan gutka to me,
‘Darling gutka pan to mangawao”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pathan was thinking about a matter

One day a pathan was thinking about a matter.
He thought again and again.
He fainted with the burden of thought.
What he was thinking?
He was thinking
If my sister has two brothers then why I have one.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Classic

THIS IS A CLASSIC ::
Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :
“Yaha thukna mana hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girlfriend ke ansu

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya
fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte
hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte
nikalte hain!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa ek deaar k aath khra soso ker rha tha

Sardar aik deewar k sath kahra susu karne main
masroof the kah chat pe khari aurat boli
Oye “nazar nhi aa raha deewar hai”
Sardar: thora angel change kar k daikho nazar aa
jae ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What is the similarity between marriageand 11:59 pm?

Banta : What is the similarity between marriage
and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal
jate hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Motor cycle per phanka le ja rhe the

2 admi motor cycle par pankha ly kar ja rahe
they ,
Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi karwai or un
ke pichey lag gya, Kuch fasle par un ko roka or
donon ko 1,1 lagai or bola,
bijli agy nai labdi tusi
sakootaran te vi pakhey laey hoay ney!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar bhagte bhagte

Sardar k ghar chor aagya srdar ne dekha to Chor
bhaga,
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
.
.
.
.
Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisaan.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa nasha main aik sandu se takra gaya

Santa nashe me 1 Sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: Arey murkh mai tumhe sharap deta hu,
Santa- Toda rukiye Maharaj main gilas le kar aata
hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jatt. tumhe rajput kon kehta hai

JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe JATT q kehte hain ?
JATT : QK hum bat bat pe jan le lete hain ;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Beta. papa torc do na

light chali gayi
beta-papa torch do na
baap-le,padega kya?
beta-no papa frnd ko sms bhejna hai isliye torch
maang raha huin

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dekh lena tumhe nark main

Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein
Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi..
Pati- Achcha Hai, Mai Bhi Har Jagah Tumhare Sath
Nahi Jaana Chahta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
There was a discusses

there was a discussion between love n arranged
marriage which at last was concluded by comparin
them waid a person who tries to commit suicide or
is being murdered.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ghar nain ag lag gai

MOLU:Ghar me aag lag
gayi, aag lag gayi
GOLU:Mujhe kya
MOLU: Bevkoof! Tere
ghar me lagi hai
GOLU: Fir tujhe kya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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