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Apni padosi ki bell

RAAZ Rozana Apne Padosi Ki Bell
Baja K Bhag Jata Tha
Ek Din Padosi Ne Pakad Kar Pucha-Ye Kya Harkat
Hai?
RAAZ-Mai Miss Bell Marta Hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
BF. main tumhara mobile dehk sakti ho.

BF:Mai Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hu
GF:Ha Janu Q Nai Just A Minute
Delte Delete Delte
Ya Lo Janu Dekh Lo Tumha To Mujpe Trust Hi Nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1985 me guest ghar

1985 me Guest Ghar aate hi:
Kia Haal Hai, Papa kaise hai, Bache theek hai?.
2010 Guests Ghar aate hi:
Patli pin wala charger hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Buhat rat ho gai

santa:- yaar bahut raat ho gyi h,
aaj raat ko yahi ruk ja,
subah chala jaio.
Banta:- theek h yaar,
fir main ghar se night dress le ata hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
second hand stuff

Banta: Did Ramesh furnish his whole house with
second-hand stuff?
Santa: Yes, he even married a widow.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 din papu 4 bje uth gya

1din Papu 4 bje uth gya
Ma-Papu mera putr, Papu mera sher, padh likh k
paisa kamaega dher.
Papu-Na main tera putr, na koi sher, susu karn
utha si, so jaunga fer

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Maine tujhe khat likha

Aman : Maine tujhe khat likha
that fir bhi tu nhi aaya?
Chaman : Mujhe toh khat mila hi nhi,
Aman : To sale maine to likha tha ki khat mile na
mile aana zarur. Rly..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I would rather see

Crack: I would rather see Banta hanged.
Jack: You marry him and it wont be long before he
will hang himself

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hum yahan nahi rhe ge

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis
karo,
Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,
tum humein janwar smjhta hai.
Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Rupia dede

Bikari- Rupia Dede
Snta-"Sharam Nai Aati Itne Hatte Katte Khubsurt
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho
bikari- Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1980

1980-bhaisab enginir sahab ka ghar konsa hai?
wo jobada bangala hai wo
2014-xcuse me yaha enginir sahab ka ghar konsa
hai?
abey kisi b ghar me ghus ja

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teri yaad main nend udti hai

girl-:teri yaad me neend udti hai,
chain khota hai kuch kuch hota hai,
boy-:doctor ko dikha lo swine flu aise hi hota hai,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 3 ghante

Maalik Naukar say:
yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye jaatay ho to wapas
aanay main
2 - 3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?
Naukar:
sahab aap nay he to kaha tha k bijli ki tarah kaam
karna ..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Beggar

Faqeer: 10 rupiya de do sahab chae piyonga...
..
Admi: Chae tau 5 ki ati hai..
..
Faqeer: girl friend bhi piyege..
..
Admi: Faqeer ne bhi girlfriend bana li?
..
Faqeer: Nhi sahab... Girlfriend ne faqeer bana diya..
:D :D :D
HAHAHAHA

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Nhi nhi pehly bazo kato... gala baad ma kaat lena

aik admi aadhi raat ka wqt ek viraan gali se guzar rha tha..

Achank us ne ek makaan ma se baton ki awaaz ati suni,,,

koi shaks dosray shaks se keh rha tha....
"Nhi Nhi Pehly Bazo Kato... Gala baad ma kaat lena"..

itna sunna tha k us ne admi ne dorr laga di...aur seedha police choki pohanch gaya...aur ja kar sari baat batayi...

jab police us admi k sath us makaan pe pohanchi...tau andhr 2 darzi baithhy kaprray kaat rhy thay... :D :D hahaha

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

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