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SAnta tapasya ker rha hai

Santa tapasya karta hai
Bhagwan: var mango vats
Santa: Ye kya kiya aapne, me to vadhu ke liye
tapsya kar raha tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Legal voting

Legal Voting Age Fr Boys- 18yrs..
Legal Marryng Age Fr Boys- 21Yrs..
Wat Is Proved??
"Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A
Country" !!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hafte main shave

Girl:Tum Hafte Main Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?
Boy: Hafte Main Nahi, Din Main 30 Se 40 Baar.Girl:
Kya. . . ! Tum Pagal Ho?Boy: Nhi, Main "NAAYI"
Hoon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nend nahi a rhi

changu- yaar mangu bahut der se neend nahi aa
rahi hai.
mangu- koi baat nahi tu uska wait mat kar aur so
ja.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What is a fine?

Banta: What is a fine?
Santa: Fine is a tax for doing wrong.
Banta: And what is tax?
Santa: A tax is a fine for doing right.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What isvthe fastest thing

What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Santa:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Biwi suder hoti hai

Lalu: Vidwaano ne kaha hai Ki "MURKH KI BIWI
BAHUT SUNDAR HOTI HAI.
Rabadi: "Dhat! Aapke paas to hamaar taarif k
alawa kauno kaam nahi hai!..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Beach per ghomne gaya

Banta: yaar me kal Bitch per ghoomane gaya tha.
Santa: Ajib baat hai, tu kutti per baith kar
ghoomane gaya phir bhi usne katta nahi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan ne chori ki

pathan ne aik ghar ma chori ki...
sab kuch lutny k bad
jaynamaz bhi utha li....

Malik bola: "ye Jaynamaz tau chorr jao"

Pathan:
Khocha hum tum ko kia kafir nazar ata hai.. :D :D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
High class insult

"High Class Insult"
Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
Ho
Girl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass
Gadhe kyo Khade hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I am afraid

Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not
suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and
the steering-wheel at the same time.
Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try
a new girl?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
T shirt ulti kr ke

Banta: Santa dhobi se te T Shirt Ulti karke press
kar dena!
Ek din Baad
Banta: Meri T shirt press ho gayi?
Santa: Babooji press kaise karta, koshish to bahoot
ki lekin ULTI aa hi nahi rahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Telephone no

Banta: Please give me your telephone number. I will
call you up in some time.
Santa: It is in the telephone book.
Banta: Fine! What is your name?
Santa: That is in the telephone book, too

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
apun k mind main aik lucha

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha
chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir
jai ga. . .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Don't have any job

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't
have any more work.
Santa: That's all right, sir. In fact I'm just the
right person in this case. You see, I won't ask you
to give me work

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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