Humor; 1404 Jokes
Sardar Ji Ki Behan Ko Daku Utha Kar Le Gaya !!!
Sab Ne Sardar Se Kaha
Daku Boara Khatarnak He
Khali Hath Mat Jana
Sardar Jate Hoye 2 Kilo Aaam Le Jata He
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar:
Bhai Jail Ko Urdu Mei Hawalaat Q Kehty Hen?
Pathan:
Q K Jail Mei Khany Ko Sirf
‘Hawa’
Or
‘Laat’
Hi Milti He
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay
daikhty?
.
Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le kar bagh gyia.
Dost: wo tumara mobile le kar bagh gyia or tm
hanas rahe ho,
Sardar: bagne do charger tu mere pass hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia
jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki
banda soo hi jaye
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
DR. k Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi,
1 aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
log use piche kr dete the,
Aadmi bola- Lage raho salo, mai bhi clinic nahi
kholunga.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.
"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.
"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"
"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,
Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.
Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:
Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?
Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay.
2nd Pathan: Goli maar day.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan "Mazaar" pe Bomb rakhty huye pakra gaya: Logon ne bohat mara aur pucha aisa kyon kya? Pathan ki kuch samajh main nahi aaya to bola: "Main Bomb rakhny ki Mannat mangi thi."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan ka Gadha Gum hogaya: Wo khushi Me nachne Laga. 1 Aadmi Ne pocha is me khushi ki kia baat hy? Pathan: O yara agar ham gadhe pe betha Hota To Ham b Gum hojata.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan ne apni Bhabhi ka Murder kar diya:
Police: Murder kyon kya?
Pathan: Mere dost k paas call aai woh hans hans k baaten kar raha tha.
Maine pucha kon hai? woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)