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Inspector

Santa ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha
abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector banta bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Married woman

Santa Is Not Sleeping With His Wife! These Days
Guess Why?
Because Somebody Had Told Him That It Is Wrong
To Sleep With Married Women.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Already married

Santa Kissed His Girl Friend In The Park
Girl: Plz Ye Sb Shadi Se Pehle
Santa: Dont Worry Darling
I M Already Married

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Brought a new car

Santa Bought A Car On Loan
He Didn’t Pay The Dues
The Bank Took Away His Car
Santa: If I Knew This
I’d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dost

Police to Santa : "Tumhara Dost kaise mara?"
Santa : "O ji Mai kuch nahi janta, Usne to yehi kaha
tha-Mere Pat me Chuhe kud rahe hai. to Mene use
Chuhe Mar

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police high alart

Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talasi lene
gai.
Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri
h.
Santa-"Sir" vo maike gai hui h.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Papetta

Police wala : oye tu PAPPITA bechan wali nu KISS
kyo kitta ?
Santa : HAJOOR ohi bar bar chilla rahi c
PAPI ta le lo
PAPI ta le lo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Accident kerne per arrest

Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe
Arrest Kiya..
Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident
Hua Kaise?
Santa:Kyaa Pata Sir,
Me to so Raha Tha....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kiun pakra

Santa ko police kyu Pakda??
Guess Why?
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?
Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K Helmet Pehna huye tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Going on motorcycle

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu
kahan baithega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
TV

Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke
alava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
College main perhta tha

Santa - “Tum is ladki kojaante ho?”
Banta- “Ha,kabhi mai iske saath soya karta tha!”
Santa- “Achaa! kab? kaha?”
Banta- “Jab mai college me padta tha!
angreji ke claas me !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ek old lady

1 Old Lady ne ATM ke pas SAnta se: Beta mera
Balnce check kArdo..
SAnta ne usko Dhakka de diya,
Lady gir gAyi..
SAnta- tumhAra Balance kharab hAI amma..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa larki ko dehkte hue

Santa(ladki ko chedte hue)-
Aur soniyo ki haal hai??
Ladki (gusse me)- jo haal teri behan ka hai....
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Santa- accha toh tu bhi pregnant hai....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
DIDI

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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