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Chandni chaand se hoti hai

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Do Admi Train Par

Train mein 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the...
1st : Kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Chandigarh se
1st : Wahan se toh mai b aa raha hu. Chandigarh
me kahan
se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Sector 41 se
1st : Wahan se toh Mai b aa raha hu ye btao Sector
41 mein
kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Sector 41-A se
1st : Wahan se to Mai bi aa raha hu ye batao
Sector 41-A se
kis ke ghar se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Gautam sahab ke ghar se
1st: Wahan se toh Mai bi aa raha hu acha ye batao
kahan ja
rahe ho?
Aas paas k musafiron ne tang aa ke kaha aakhir
tum dono ho kaun..??
Dono aadmi : Hum dono bhai hain, bas time pass kar
rahe
hain :P :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,

America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,
Ab aage kya karna he ?????
China ki soch - Hum 90% Dunia ki market pe raj
kar rahe he,
Ab baaki par kese kare ?????
Hum Bhartiyo ki soch - 12 baje light gayi thi to 2
baje aayi thi ,
Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aayi,
Matlab sala 8 baje wapas jayegi ?????
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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le ,
Mae mera mobile charge me laga deta hu" ..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
DuNiya Mai 1 Waqt Aesa

DuNiya Mai 1 Waqt Aesa aye Ga Jab Sari Zameen par
Sirf PakistaNiyon ki HakuMat HoGi
Q K Baqi loG Traqqi Kar kE Chand Par Ja Chuke Hon Ge.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai…

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai…
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Bachpan me ‘Mamu’ aur
Jawani me ‘Janu’ nazar aata hai…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chand raat ko nikalta hota

Paki Boy to Paki Girl: Chand raat ko nikalta hota
hai, aaj din mein kaise nikla ?
PAKI GIRL: Ullu raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein
kaise bol raha hai?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
NASA ne 4 Marathi babus

NASA ne 4 Marathi babus ko Chand pe bhejne ka
faisla kiya.
Magar Marathi babus adhe raste se hi vapis aa
gaye.
Marathi Babus said: Aaj to AMAWAS hai na, Chand
to hoga hi nahi..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were
eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.
Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat
MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand
MANIKCHAND

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam

Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam
msg parhne walo ko mera salam

Tea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya kro
fokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Apni naraz gf ko manane k baad

Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se
bola:
Jaan,kaho to Tumhare liye chand tare tod lau
Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli
Phir Haramipan Shuru.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chandi ka chamcha

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha
churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?
Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Channdni raat

Chaandni raat ke romantic palo me premika ne
kaha-
“Kaash! Agle janam me mai chaand banti!”
Premi- “Aur mai chandrama par utarne waala
pehla antriksh yaatri!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Rat ko 2 sharabioun ne...

Rat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab me Chand Ki
Parchhayi Dekhi.
1st- Ye Kya Hai?
2nd-Abe Ye Chand Hai.
1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand
Par Phch

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Gf. chand kahan hai?

GF-Chand kahan hai? BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur
1 upar. After Marriage:Biwi- Chand kaha hai?
Pati-Andhi hai? wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k
baitha hai.:-|

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ye hawaian ye chandni

Girl- Ye ratein Ye hawaein Ye chandni Ye ghataye
Ye nadiya Ye kinare Boyfnd-Abe Tu pyar kr rahi he
ya mausam ki jankari de rahi Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)