Search Results for 'chand'

Beemarchand Ko Dengu Ho Gaya

Beemarchand ko dengu ho gaya
aur wo hakim ke paas ilaz ke liye gaya

Hakim : Kaise aana hua beta

beemarchand : Jee tabeeyat ttheek nahin hai. Liver mein pain ho raha hai

Hakim : Daaru peete ho

beemarchand: Haa. peeta hu... per abhi chhota Peg hee banaana ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Do Admi Train Par

Train mein 2 aadmi safar kar rahe the...

1st : Kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Chandigarh se
1st : Wahan se toh mai b aa raha hu. Chandigarh me kahan
se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Sector 41 se
1st : Wahan se toh Mai b aa raha hu ye btao Sector 41 mein
kahan se aa rahe ho?
2nd : Sector 41-A se

1st : Wahan se to Mai bi aa raha hu ye batao Sector 41-A se
kis ke ghar se aa rahe ho?

2nd : Gautam sahab ke ghar se
1st: Wahan se toh Mai bi aa raha hu acha ye batao kahan ja
rahe ho?

Aas paas k musafiron ne tang aa ke kaha aakhir tum dono ho kaun..??

Dono aadmi : Hum dono bhai hain, bas time pass kar rahe
hain :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rishta Wahi Soch Nayi

Before Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Ek upar ek tum.

After Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Woh kya tera baap upar lalten leke khada hai..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ghalib ne girlfriend

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,

Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib: Falak pe chand sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai,

Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhara chehra chanda k

Tumhara chehra chanda k saman
tumahari ankh .kan. Naak sab
chandak saman or tumhe kya batye
chanda hamare bandar k nam

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
America ki soch

America ki soch -Hum chand par pahoch gaye,

Ab aage kya karna he ?????

China ki soch - Hum 90% Dunia ki market pe raj kar rahe he,

Ab baaki par kese kare ?????

Hum Bhartiyo ki soch - 12 baje light gayi thi to 2 baje aayi thi ,

Ab 4 baje gai to 6 baje aayi,

Matlab sala 8 baje wapas jayegi ?????

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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le ,

Mae mera mobile charge me laga deta hu" ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan na apna bacha ka naam

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 pathan Aasman par Dekh Raha

1 pathan Aasman par
Dekh Raha ThaUsne Dosre pathan se pocha:

Yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND ?
Dosra pathan bola
Pata nahi hum khud is
Shehar me naya aya hai……………

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rhy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi mai sirf 2 ghar ese hy jo chand ki tarha chamk rahe hy
Wo isi tajasus mai dusre din b isi abadi se guzray or wohi manzr dekha unho ne logo se poucha ye kia raz hy
Logo ne unhy bataya ke ye Allah ke wo bandy hy jinho ne
UPS lagwaya hy..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Chand Par Pahla Kadam Kisne Rakha Thha?

Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai.

Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?”

Santa: “Mam, Neil Armstrong Ne”

Teacher: “Aur Doosra?”

Santa: “Hadd Karte Ho Mam Aap Bhi, Vo Langra Thode Tha, Dusra Kadam Bhi Usne He Rakha Hog

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sharabi akash ki taraf

Ek sharabi akash ki taraf ishara karke bola: Yeh suraj hai ya chand?

Dusra Sharabi: Pata nahi bhai, mein bhi is shehar mein naya hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
amrica

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya kobatana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .
Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.
America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America :Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Munna bhai

Munna bhai : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?

Girl : Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?

Boy:bolo kia karun?
Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
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Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhare Mamu ghoomen ge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai…

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai…
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Bachpan me ‘Mamu’ aur
Jawani me ‘Janu’ nazar aata hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)