Search Results for 'chand'

hubby & wife nok jhonk

Larki: Chand kahan hai??

Mangetar: meri Ankhoon k samnay,

After Marriage
...
Wife:Chand kahaan hai??

Husband: Anniye, o ki utte Asmaan te kharbuza tangia Ee?.

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)
Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad

Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola:
Jaan,kaho to Tumhare liye chand tare tod lau

Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli
Phir Haramipan Shuru.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BOY TO GIRL

BOY TO GIRL: Tum to 14v ka chand ho

Girl: Sach, kya main itni khoobsorat hoon?

Boy: Arey nahin !!

Main to yeh batana chah raha tha kay tum itni gool matool ho....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher-chand pr pehla kadam kisne

Teacher-chand pr pehla kadam kisne rakha tha?

Student-neil armstrong.
Teacher-aur doosra?

Student- hadh karte ho sir
wo langada thodi
na tha.dusra kadam
bhi usi ne rakha hoga na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chand pe likh du naam tera ye

Chand pe likh du naam tera ye mere dil me khayal aata hai. Par...

Ek to mera haath vahan tak nahi jata hai
Dusra, yeh khayal dupehar ko aata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Paki Boy to Paki Girl:

Paki Boy to Paki Girl: Chand raat ko nikalta hota hai, aaj din mein kaise nikla ?

PAKI GIRL: Ullu raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
NASA ne 4 Marathi babus

NASA ne 4 Marathi babus ko Chand pe bhejne ka faisla kiya.

Magar Marathi babus adhe raste se hi vapis aa gaye.

Marathi Babus said: Aaj to AMAWAS hai na, Chand to hoga hi nahi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap ne poocha

Baap ne poocha : Beta Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Beta : Chand Jaisi.

Baap : Itni Khubsurat? Beta : Nahi papa, aisi jo raat ko aaye aur subah hote hi chali jaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Routine Check Up In Chandni Bar

Doctor: Aapko pata hai sharab peena haanikaarak hai…. aur is baarey main mujhe aapse baith kar baat karni hai.

Patient: Theek hai doctor, Sham ko chandni bar mein milte hain wahan baithte hain……

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chand Jaisi Biwi Joke

Jyotishi: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?Man: Mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye,jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.

Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand MANIKCHAND

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.

Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat

MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand MANIKCHAND

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy:Ye Ratein Ye Hawaein

Boy:Ye Ratein Ye Hawaein Ye Chandni Ye Ghataein Ye Nadiya Ye Kinare Girl Interrupts Say:Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sharabi akash ki taraf ishara

Ek sharabi akash ki taraf ishara karke bola: Yeh suraj hai ya chand?

Dusra Sharabi: Pata nahi bhai, mein bhi is shehar mein naya hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sharabi akash ki taraf ishara

Ek sharabi akash ki taraf ishara karke bola: Yeh suraj hai ya chand?

Dusra Sharabi: Pata nahi bhai, mein bhi is shehar mein naya hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)