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Ghanday kapro Se

Aj ke baat

Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,

ganday or mailay kapro ki waja

se ghareeb na samjho.

Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or

uske papers ho rahay hon.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ghanday kapro Se

Aj ke baat

Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,

ganday or mailay kapro ki waja

se ghareeb na samjho.

Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or

uske papers ho rahay hon.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ghanday kapro Se

Aj ke baat

Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,

ganday or mailay kapro ki waja

se ghareeb na samjho.

Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or

uske papers ho rahay hon.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aqal manun ki nishani

Pappu:miss gandhh g k sar pe baal kiun nai thay?

Miss:ye akalmand logon ki nishani hoti hai
pappu:tab hi larkiaon k itne lambe baal hote hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Alama iqbal,gandhi and quiad e azam

Teacher:what is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and quiad e azam?

Student:all are born on govt holidays.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Altaf ki photo

Aik kisan ne khet me putlay ki bajaay altaf hussain ki photo laga di

ap yaqeen karo parniday pechly saal jo gandum le gae the wo bi wapas le aye

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Maan vs beta joke

Maa:beta ye darwaze par gande hathun k nishan tumhare hain?
Beta:g nai ammi me to lat maar kar darwaza kholta hon.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sardar vs bv

Bv:aj dunia ka ganda kam kar do


sardar ne bed pe peshab kar di

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Log To Hadd Se Jyada Besharam Hai

Ek Baar Saare Fruits Apne-Apne Baare Mein Ek-
Doosre Se Batate Hai.
Angoor: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Chaba
Lete Hai”
Seb: “Log Itne Gande Hote Hai Ke Mujhe Cheel Kar
Khate Hai”
Kela: “Log Itne Besharam Hote Hai Mujhe Nanga
Kar Ke Khate Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
English To Urdu Dictionary

English To Urdu
Dictionary :

Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,

Stupid =
Abe Gando ,

Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,

I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,

I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,

Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,

Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?

Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa 100 ke note par likha number

Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha
tha.
Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
Santa – Yar me dekh raha
hu ki Gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske
paas

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta



Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..

Forward kiya to chutiya..

Save kiya to haraami..

Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..

Reply kiya to bharwa..

Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..

Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..

Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..

Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were
eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.
Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat
MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand
MANIKCHAND

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mahatma Gandhi Ne Apni Wife Ko

Mahatma Gandhi Ne Apni Wife Ko Shaadi Se Pehle
Love Letter Likha:
Dear Kasturba I Love You,Tumhare Bapu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ghandhi ki dhoti

There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a cinema screen the owner of the theater had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theater to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the local newspaper were: Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa - See more at: http://www.jokesduniya.com/844/gandhi-ki-dhoti/#more-844

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)