Na Thakne Ka Raaz
Maalik to Sardar: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.
Funny Sardar: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 583 views
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