Phatan in bus

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 265 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

santa ne banta se

Santa ne banta se kaha, Bahar dekh subah hui ke nahi.Banta... Janaab, abhi bahut andhera hai.Santa bola saale,kaamchor, torch jga ke dekh.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Principal ROUND pe nikla.

Principal ROUND pe nikla.
Uss ne dekha 1 teacher 1 ladki
ko kiss kar raha hai.
.
PRICIPAL – what is this ??
.
Teacher – Maar se samjahti nahi, isiliye PYAR se samjha raha tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband sent a text to his wife

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message" xP :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb...

Hmari dosti Tb Khtm hogi jb...


1 ghunga 1 behre ko call kar
k btyega ki 1 andhe ne dekha
ki 1 langda bhag rha tha Ghanze
k peeche Baal katne k liye......

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Girlfriend Romantic mood me,

Girlfriend Romantic mood me, Aaj ghar mai koi nahi hai, Aajao
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boyfriend :- Tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai
Tera dil laga rahega :P

Moral :- Har ladka kamina nahi hota, Koi sharif bhi hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Mendak pandit k pas gya

1 Mendak pandit k pas gya or apna future pucha

Pandit-Tuje 1 Ladki milegi or tera Dil le jayegi.

Mendak khushi se-Wo milegi kaha?
Pandit-BIOLOGY-LAB me. ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
take your sister

Me: "Dad I want to go to a 50 cent concert."

Dad: "Here is one dollar, take your sister to.

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
When Santa & his wife

When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"

Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
jhoot bola

Son;Mom Ap ne mujse jhot bola :( Mom:Kb beta? Son:Ap ne kaha k tmhri choti behn Pari hai Mom:Han hai Son:To jab usy balcony se phenka to wo uri q nai? :O :O Mom:Tera bera ghark ho jae chwla ;> :@ kithy sutya e paen nou ?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Nokrani Maalkin apki purani sarhee

Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun? Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

A Frog Calls A Psychic

sardar & ABC

Ek din Santa ne apni premika..

Santa pi kr Scoter pe

in computer exam

Krish: Doctor ne mujhe kaha

Santa ne apni sagaai tod di

The Secret for a Successful ..

1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name..

Deep thinking

Existing Users Login
User ID  
Password  
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook