Modern Insult
Modern Insult
Boy To Girl - I Love You And Want To Marry You.
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Girl - Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai..
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Boy - Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Paas Aaya Hoon Warna Katrina Kaif Ke Paas Jaata..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 525 views
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