Ek Chor Amir Log Ke Ghar Mein
Ek chor amir log ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.
Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 537 views
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